34 Replies Latest reply: May 5, 2012 7:02 AM by nukeman2 RSS

Putting Sexy in Zombies

burntdik
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.

Heroine
The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

Zombie Chicks
Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.

Cut scenes
Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).

Posters/art
Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    SleepOnIce
    You are already on the internet, go take care of your erection because it's giving you bad ideas.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    Penz0id
    ... You need to get laid, bro.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    jdm1991si

    burntdik wrote:

     

    Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.

    Heroine
    The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

    Zombie Chicks
    Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.

    Cut scenes
    Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).

    Posters/art
    Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.


          Possibly the dumbest idea for Zombies I have read on this forum...
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    Five_Pineapples

    burntdik wrote:

     

    Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.

    Heroine
    The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

    Zombie Chicks
    Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.

    Cut scenes
    Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).

    Posters/art
    Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.



    MMK Well, go on a daitng site then search ages 30+ and never married. You found someone to sleep with.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    burntdik
    This was intended as a serious discussion, not a homo convention.
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    jdm1991si

    burntdik wrote:

     

    This was intended as a serious discussion, not a homo convention.


    Then give an idea that isn't completely retarded. This game wasn't made to cater to those who enjoy getting off to "super sexy CG characters"

    If you enjoy watching "sexy" animated characters then go watch anime porn...i enjoy real life ladies....something i can tell you don't have much experience with.
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    greatpeni

    burntdik wrote:

     

    I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.



    Thats a pretty awesome idea, interactive clothes on the zombies.

    Yes most people will try and be "mature" and dismiss these ideas, only proving their own immaturity. Some ideas have a lot of merit. Having clothes rip apart is a good one and if there is zombitches logic says yeh there will be panties and bras yay, but "sexy" nay .. lol.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    shylabugg

    burntdik wrote:

     

    Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.

    Heroine
    The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

    Zombie Chicks
    Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.

    Cut scenes
    Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).

    Posters/art
    Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.



    pictures around the maps would make sense. in WWII there was plenty of painted pin up girls as advertisements for the army/marines n such. They painted them on the sides of bombers, on tanks, on fighters, etc.

    Zombie chicks... to me that's a turn off, not a turn on. i don't want to see lungs or whatever in place of where boobs should be.

    Cut scenes... no... the whole mechanic of this zombie game, is a challenge, not a story line. for cut scenes, u need a story line. and since it's a challenge, u'd be starting the challenge over and over, likely seeing the same cut scenes dozens or hundreds of times... it'd get old fast.

    Female character is an idea. Really i think there should be 4 character slots, and maybe 8 total characters to choose from. half female, half male. Likely the females are just loser guys trying to get the guys to go easy on them or whatever. I'd like them to be attractive, but not rediculous. like b-c cups, vs mens version, DD-J cups. Really she could be in full military suit "not some bra or short cut tank top that doesn't cover stomach and side of breasts" really this game does need customizable characters. Even a small program like Lost planet two would be cool.
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    Clandestine50mg
    i just want to highlight some of my favorite parts of the OP

    burntdik wrote:

     



    Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn

    played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

    she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).



    why does this thread exist?
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    jdm1991si

    Clandestine50mg wrote:

     

    i just want to highlight some of my favorite parts of the OP

    burntdik wrote:

     



    Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn

    played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

    she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).



    why does this thread exist?


    Because the OP doesn't obtain the skill's to catch a woman in real life.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    burntdik
    Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either   you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.

    Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.
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    shylabugg

    Clandestine50mg wrote:

     

    i just want to highlight some of my favorite parts of the OP

    burntdik wrote:

     



    Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn

    played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.

    she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).



    why does this thread exist?



    better question, why do trolls exist? seriously? i would giggle like a school girl seeing the mass troll population being slow and painfully slaughtered.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    shylabugg

    burntdik wrote:

     

    Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either   you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.

    Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.



    lol that's a part of being a troll

    As for cut scenes... i play zombies to hardcore music and to blow off stress... literally, i blow my stress all over the place in this game, with bullets, rockets, nades, rays, etc. If i want to watch a porno, i'll watch a porno. if i want to feel like a badass pretty much soloing to round 30 and giving the rest of my team points when i feel like it, then i'll play zombies. I prefer easter eggs to be awesome songs, or even better, some kinda in game item (weapon, perk, whatever). I don't care for the kino song, but still.

    And to be fair, i'm female, but i'm mostly lesbian. So while i'm all for seeing boobs, i don't want this game being shot into the AO rating. While the immature kids usually suck, they still populate the servers, and these things are impossible to solo in the later rounds. even 4x the people/guns/ammo runs out around rnd 25 if it's one of those 'bad luck no ammo crates drop" games.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    jdm1991si

    burntdik wrote:

     

    Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either   you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.

    Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.


    really?  Why are you talking about masterbating and groping a girls tits on CoD forum? And i'm the one who's immature? I'm sorry if i don't get off on animated girls like you do man. The people that are agreeing with you are more than likely on the same boat as you...aka being a 30 year old virgin who like "UBER HOT ANIMATED BABES YOO!!!!!!" seriously if you want "soft core porn" incorporated into your game then go play play second life or some other bullshit that you no life **** would enjoy. Get out of your moms basement, get a real girlfriend and stop posting retarded ideas for Black Ops. People play Zombies for it's story line and fun factor...nothing needs to be changed.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    shylabugg

    jdm1991si wrote:

     

    burntdik wrote:

     

    Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either   you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.

    Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.


    really?  Why are you talking about masterbating and groping a girls tits on CoD forum? And i'm the one who's immature? I'm sorry if i don't get off on animated girls like you do man. The people that are agreeing with you are more than likely on the same boat as you...aka being a 30 year old virgin who like "UBER HOT ANIMATED BABES YOO!!!!!!" seriously if you want "soft core porn" incorporated into your game then go play play second life or some other bullshit that you no life **** would enjoy. Get out of your moms basement, get a real girlfriend and stop posting retarded ideas for Black Ops. People play Zombies for it's story line and fun factor...nothing needs to be changed.



    hey, animated chicks are hot! Any straight guy will see almost anything as "sexy" really most of my guy friends see water balloons and somehow get turned on. If you don't then you are the "***" sorry to say.

    Either way, i really don't think this needs to turn into another one of those threads were 2-3 guys see who can stroke there ego's the hardest. If you don't have anything to add to the origional post, then move on to another post. if you have criticism, make it constructive criticism.

    Don't be so full of piss vinegar chaps!
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    u know this actually isnt a bad idea. i mean some of it isnt a good idea, like the zombie chicks, but the posters and the possible heroine, or maybe like the hot chick in distress the four characters have to save..lol. but none the less im not gunna lie if i was f u c k i n  destroying zombies putting massive amounts of bullets in heads,and  after getting that last crawler i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.

    just saying...
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    jdm1991si

    Puff! Tha Magic Beaner wrote:

     

    u know this actually isnt a bad idea. i mean some of it isnt a good idea, like the zombie chicks, but the posters and the possible heroine, or maybe like the hot chick in distress the four characters have to save..lol. but none the less im not gunna lie if i was f u c k i n  destroying zombies putting massive amounts of bullets in heads,and  after getting that last crawler i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.

    just saying...


      face palm
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    shylabugg

    Puff! Tha Magic Beaner wrote:

     

    u know this actually isnt a bad idea. i mean some of it isnt a good idea, like the zombie chicks, but the posters and the possible heroine, or maybe like the hot chick in distress the four characters have to save..lol. but none the less im not gunna lie if i was f u c k i n  destroying zombies putting massive amounts of bullets in heads,and  after getting that last crawler i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.

    just saying...




    k it's official. 1000 bucks says this topic gets locked soon lol. then again it is late, admins are asleep 
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    dropkneeboggie
    Is'nt that what Duke Nuke'm is for
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuuyRGB_BA
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    lol u guys are sum pansys. like youve never wanted to see hot chicks in video games.  "oh nooo these guys want to see hot half naked girls in video games booo hooo wahhh wahhh wahhhh"

    cmon... i mean really? do you have a pair? or is that just a big f u c k i n vagina flap. if you people dont like the thread, or whats included in it. GO ON TO THE NEXT ONE. like you have any better ideas than what this guy wrote about. jeesh  hes just trying to speak his mind. SOMETHING IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO DO! cuz they get offended like a bunch of whiney bit ches at the thought of half naked video game chicks. have you ever played mortal kombat or street fighter? think about it. and quit bit chen.
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    jdm1991si

    dropkneeboggie wrote:

     

    Is'nt that what Duke Nuke'm is for
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuuyRGB_BA


    x2  finally some one that isn't a complete retard. People seem to forget what CoD is about...and that is deff. not it.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    desyyy

    Puff! Tha Magic Beaner wrote:

     

    i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.



    this made me lol for the same duration as the number of braincells the OP made us all lose.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    Aussienitro2
    Firstly; yes,  well done for saying what most guys think but are afraid to say. Though you have to consider the age of the audience here, a lot of teenagers still think "sex" is something to be giggled at and teased at as is evident by a good portion of the posts here. Sex has a place in games, its just that historically its been a no go area due to stricter ratings then movies which have done it for many years. Mass effect did do pretty well to push those boundaries.

    The most disturbing horror scenes are those that draw you in through something alluring and innocent then creep you out. Yes the "dancing in cages" was pretty damn funny in the context it was written, but even that can be placed within the game if you think of the correct scenario, it just takes a little bit of deeper thought that most either aren't capable of or don't care too (wish these people wouldn't post at all ay). You could for example have a chemical or "perk drink" in the game that produces a temporary dream-like fantasy state as a side effect that invokes hallucinations, these could be different for each character... yeh Dempsey can see the girl in a cage, Nikoli a vodka fountain or whatever.

    I've no problem with "sexy" being in a game nor would any mature red blooded male (or female it seems, shylabugg), those that would criticise the bare concept of "sex" in games are simply pretending to be mature and failing at that. Horror and sex have typically gone together.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    burntdik
    Right on, deep and disturbing is better then gimmicky gratuitous stuff. Attraction and repulsion dont cancel each other out though, you can be turned on then turned away.

    That Duke Nukem trailer ws pretty awesome though I didn't know they were remaking it. I remember the dancing boob girl from that game from when I was real young.. saw it at a friends place and was holy godamn (hardly anyone had the internet back then, here).
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    Snyper-Elite-D
    why watch treyarchs version of boobs when  you can go outside meet some ***** (in your case you sound like you badly need one) and look at real breasts because this is the worst idea for zombies since well this is just the worst anyway in closing get a life
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    burntdik

    Snyper-Elite-D wrote:

     

    why watch treyarchs version of boobs when  you can go outside meet some ***** (in your case you sound like you badly need one) and look at real breasts because this is the worst idea for zombies since well this is just the worst anyway in closing get a life



    Yes, we have already covered the whole "look at me I'm trying to look cool get real women" argument.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    dvdfulton
    all i have to say is WTF?! lol. wierdest thread ever. and i mean ever
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    whodey_85
    good idea for posters i mean dead rising had playboy
    not zombie chicks i mean have you seen zombie strippers
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    Uskiyer

    jdm1991si wrote:

     

    burntdik wrote:

     

    This was intended as a serious discussion, not a homo convention.


    Then give an idea that isn't completely retarded. This game wasn't made to cater to those who enjoy getting off to "super sexy CG characters"

    If you enjoy watching "sexy" animated characters then go watch anime porn...i enjoy real life ladies....something i can tell you don't have much experience with.


    burnt.
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    Uskiyer
    no offense, but this thread is kind of awkward, we're guys ,we want to see cute chicks, but not in a zombie game sir, its horror, not pornography.(and a little comedic cause of dempsey , takeo , nikolai , and richtofen)
    Sir, you are duh very horny monkey. ^_^
  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies
    burntdik
    Sexy heroine... check 
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    ......You sick ****.

  • Re: Putting Sexy in Zombies

    two words: HELL NO

    also in the MW3 map Arkeden or whatever there is posters of girls in it, and I think that's a little preverted. Get a real girlfriend and got out of ur moms house or if you can't get a girl (which is probally the case) just watch porn and stop making the most retarded suggestions ever