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Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

I've been playing lots of CoTD with randoms.

One day I was at the top of the wooden steps leading to the lighthouse from spawn. I was sitting there racking up some points, thinking my team was right there with me when, out of nowhere, a horde of zombies takes be from behind. Now, I was thinking "Give them a minute, my teammates will revive me in a second. Finally, I bleed out. When I go into spectator mode, guess where I found all my teammates; at the very top of the light house, getting weapons from the mystery box. The next round, they all got trapped in the lighthouse and we all died.
  • 1. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    SCHEMATICXY
    Me: Ok guys so we all know the strategy
    Friend one: We go for Juggernog first
    Friend two: then we get all our guns and perks and go to ours running spots.
    Random: wheres juggernaut?
    Everyone else:  :shock:
  • 2. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

    SCHEMATICXY wrote:

     

    Me: Ok guys so we all know the strategy
    Friend one: We go for Juggernog first
    Friend two: then we get all our guns and perks and go to ours running spots.
    Random: wheres juggernaut?
    Everyone else:  :shock:


    lol

    heres mine

    me hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
    kid no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
    me **** you, you little *******
    kid  
    me he makes us go down and
    hey kid you know santa isnt real right
    rage quits
  • 3. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    Nayfen_94(2)

    XxReaperXx1 wrote:

     

    Me: hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
    Kid: no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
    Me: **** you, you little *******
    Kid:        
    he makes us go down and   
    Me: hey kid you know santa isnt real right
    Kid: rage quits



    It's ok, you don't have to be sad... have a waffle!  (>'-')>#
  • 4. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    do you like waffles

    Nayfen_94(2) wrote:

     

    XxReaperXx1 wrote:

     

    Me: hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
    Kid: no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
    Me: **** you, you little *******
    Kid:        
    he makes us go down and   
    Me: hey kid you know santa isnt real right
    Kid: rage quits



    It's ok, you don't have to be sad... have a waffle!  (>'-')>#



    hey thats mah thing here have a waffle (>'-')>(#)

    lol no i kid but my story is a teammate wanted 2 do the drop glitch which i doont beleive so i said no so everytime i layed down he jumped on top of me!
    so after he said he bought all of his perks for the theif round (i dont know why) i jump on him and he quits so i win
  • 5. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    well it happens all the time this 1st on

    1 box spamming before i use it once
    2 on fire sale my friend went down and the boy reviving him near revived him but then checked his weapon  ( they were beside the box) and then me  friend dies
  • 6. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    fancy pants man
    just done with a match with randoms

    perfect game of a selfish guy

    me:ok open the door
    random 1:NO!
    me:yes
    random 1:I ALREADY OPENED A DOOR!
    me:i opened 4 of em so open up
    random 2:downed
    random 1:lol they got downed
    me:**** off
    random 1:no you **** off
    me:just open the door
    random 1:no
    me:im gonna save the others
    random 1:lol youre gonna die
    me after 20 seconds:looks like i didnt die huh?
    random 1:when they get downed i will prove i am better then you!!!
    me:ok
    when they get downed:i will get them!
    20 seconds later
    random 1:GET ME UP!!! (whiney voice)
    me:looks like youre not better then me huh?
    random 1: **** OFF!!!
    me:ok
    and i just leave him behind lol he said **** OFF (^.^)
    later round 20
    me:open the door
    random 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    me:*sigh*
    opened the door
    random 1:HAHA I WON!!!
    *gets downed*
    random 1:AAAAAAAAAAH GET ME UP!!!
    me:uhm i will try...oh no crawler i cant get to you *sarcasm*
    while i get juggernog next round he gets downed again
    random 1:GET ME UP!!!
    me:dont get downed then you got downed 20 times now
    random 1:NO I GOT DOWNED 21 TIMES!!!
    me:does that even make a difference?
    after that round he respawns with george at the left and he shoots him and rage quits
    me after the match message:LOL NOOB!
    him in message:YOURE A NOOB!
    me in message:you got downed 30 times and got 10 kills
    him in message:YOU DONT HAVE MUCH KILLS TOO!!!
    me in message:hmmmm 549 kills 1 down and 200000 points not much huh *sarcasm*
    him in message:just **** off



    BTW he was 6 years old i asked him later on

    and guys have a waffle (>'.')>#
  • 7. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    xPAIN IS FREEx
    I don't believe ^^^^that story.  Who has doors to open at round 20?
  • 8. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    jakekozo
    yesterday i was on Ascension round 28 and my buddy ran his horde right into me and i downed to many there to revive me so they let me die then next round i wasted all my points on JUG and only had the M1911 and got screwed up the ass and so the rest of the game i just wasted every bullet of that gay ass pistol on one zombie then i would die until i could afford jugs and the box
  • 9. Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?
    fancy pants man

    xPAIN IS FREEx wrote:

     

    I don't believe ^^^^that story.  Who has doors to open at round 20?







    i do i didnt do anything i just opened the doors i had to open thats all and after that i wanted double tap
    cause i always forget its there lol

    i never know you can open that door

    but have a waffle (>'.')>(#)
    lol

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