Me: Ok guys so we all know the strategy
Friend one: We go for Juggernog first
Friend two: then we get all our guns and perks and go to ours running spots.
Random: wheres juggernaut?
Everyone else: :shock:
me hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
kid no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
me **** you, you little *******
me he makes us go down and
hey kid you know santa isnt real right
Me: hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
Kid: no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
Me: **** you, you little *******
he makes us go down and
Me: hey kid you know santa isnt real right
Kid: rage quits
It's ok, you don't have to be sad... have a waffle! (>'-')>#
hey thats mah thing here have a waffle (>'-')>(#)
lol no i kid but my story is a teammate wanted 2 do the drop glitch which i doont beleive so i said no so everytime i layed down he jumped on top of me!
so after he said he bought all of his perks for the theif round (i dont know why) i jump on him and he quits so i win
just done with a match with randoms
perfect game of a selfish guy
me:ok open the door
random 1:I ALREADY OPENED A DOOR!
me:i opened 4 of em so open up
random 1:lol they got downed
random 1:no you **** off
me:just open the door
me:im gonna save the others
random 1:lol youre gonna die
me after 20 seconds:looks like i didnt die huh?
random 1:when they get downed i will prove i am better then you!!!
when they get downed:i will get them!
20 seconds later
random 1:GET ME UP!!! (whiney voice)
me:looks like youre not better then me huh?
random 1: **** OFF!!!
and i just leave him behind lol he said **** OFF (^.^)
later round 20
me:open the door
opened the door
random 1:HAHA I WON!!!
random 1:AAAAAAAAAAH GET ME UP!!!
me:uhm i will try...oh no crawler i cant get to you *sarcasm*
while i get juggernog next round he gets downed again
random 1:GET ME UP!!!
me:dont get downed then you got downed 20 times now
random 1:NO I GOT DOWNED 21 TIMES!!!
me:does that even make a difference?
after that round he respawns with george at the left and he shoots him and rage quits
me after the match message:LOL NOOB!
him in message:YOURE A NOOB!
me in message:you got downed 30 times and got 10 kills
him in message:YOU DONT HAVE MUCH KILLS TOO!!!
me in message:hmmmm 549 kills 1 down and 200000 points not much huh *sarcasm*
him in message:just **** off
BTW he was 6 years old i asked him later on
and guys have a waffle (>'.')>#
yesterday i was on Ascension round 28 and my buddy ran his horde right into me and i downed to many there to revive me so they let me die then next round i wasted all my points on JUG and only had the M1911 and got screwed up the ass and so the rest of the game i just wasted every bullet of that gay ass pistol on one zombie then i would die until i could afford jugs and the box
xPAIN IS FREEx wrote:
I don't believe ^^^^that story. Who has doors to open at round 20?
i do i didnt do anything i just opened the doors i had to open thats all and after that i wanted double tap
cause i always forget its there lol
i never know you can open that door
but have a waffle (>'.')>(#)