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Captain Price jokes

setitupbringitdwn
You know those chuck norris jokes? You know....

When chuck norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down




well i think chuck norris has met his match.....Captain Price! I think it would be fun to talk about how awesome captain price is in the hopes that he will be in MW2 (cause lately it seems that we are talking about the same thing over and over again)

ex: one i found funny when i made a joke about it in another topic......

Mr Infidel wrote:

 

If a bullet hits Captain Price, he doesn't get shot. The bullet gets Priced.



so what is your captain price joke? I'll start (With one i used previously)

Every night before chuck norris goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for captain price.
  • 1. Re: Captain Price jokes
    wuut
    Man this thread is going to be filled with bad jokes soon :p

    In Soviet Russia, Price kills you.
  • 2. Re: Captain Price jokes
    setitupbringitdwn

    wuut wrote:

     

    Man this thread is going to be filled with bad jokes soon :p

    In Soviet Russia, Price kills you.



    or the lack of them..... no sense of humour in this place i guess
  • 3. Re: Captain Price jokes
    wuut
    Nah, it depends when they're posted. Because of all the duplicate crap that gets posted, many good topics sink from the first page which pretty much condemns them to death.
  • 4. Re: Captain Price jokes
    setitupbringitdwn

    wuut wrote:

     

    Nah, it depends when they're posted. Because of all the duplicate crap that gets posted, many good topics sink from the first page which pretty much condemns them to death.



    yeah it sucks. All the original posts fall while double attatchments and dogs in multiplayer still keep being discussed. *sigh*

    Captain Price can kill two stones with one bird.
  • 5. Re: Captain Price jokes
    HK47
    When Activision agreed to release the game, they actually had to release it as a horror game, due to how awesome and at the same time ******* scary Captain Price is.

    Just got something together, as a bump of a sort.
  • 6. Re: Captain Price jokes
    BreezyBoy412
    You guys are just rearranging Chuck Norris jokes, BE ORIGINAL. I guess I am the only funny one here lol. Here ya go:



    Captain Price has played and beaten Modern Warfare 2 on veteran already.....twice.

    Captain Price gave Fourzerotwo his nickname after he slapped him 402 times.

    Captain Price once made an R700 sniper rifle out of two teddy bears and 9 blades of grass.

    Captain Price is not the guy with the skull mask in the trailer.  That guy is just someone who smartmouthed Captain Price and got their face ripped off...literally.


    lol. Maybe i'll do more if i feels like it later
  • 7. Re: Captain Price jokes
    Ameriknu
    There is no existing material that can cut Captain Price's beard.

    Captain Price needs just to look at an enemy and he'll die of a heart attack.

    The Tsunami was actually Captain Price sneazing.

    Nobody knows how hard Captain Price bashes, there are no survivors.

    When Captain Price trips and falls, the world think a nuke went off.

    I went dry on inspiration right about now, I'll post later some Captain Price facts.
  • 8. Re: Captain Price jokes
    gtagiray
    Fu**ing kids stop the joke.Captain Hero he is saved day he is number one.
    Shut up fu**ing messages.
  • 9. Re: Captain Price jokes
    To my chagrin:

    Captain Price doesn't age, he's been around since WWII.
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