Pyramids are sooo 3,000 B.C. Besides, I'm sure I was at least a better president than Nixon was.
High crime rates, massive deficit, 17 sex scandals, frat parties in the capital building, a money laundering operation, impeachment, and conviction on several white colar crimes...
Compared to you, Nixon was a Saint.
Then I got elected to clean up your mess... Took me a whole six months just to get the capital building clean and balance the budget!