32 Replies Latest reply: Jul 1, 2009 6:16 PM by ScO Hi11Bi11y 2.0 RSS

Funny call of duty jokes.

InhumanJesse
Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

How can i earn a higher rank and 5 golden stars?ANd thanks if u submitted golden stars.
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.

    InhumanJesse wrote:

     

    Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

    How can i earn a higher rank and 5 golden stars?ANd thanks if u submitted golden stars.




    lol @ jokes but no worth a 5 star rating has to be useful and informative in my eyes anyway lol but will give ya a star for making me laugh.
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    farmer
    Best joke for me and slightly off topic. Game GTA4 online race/gta race.

    Me " Leaving your ass for dust with my turbo"
    player "turbo? how you use that"
    Me "When your going faster enough just hit Y "
    Player " ******* *******"
    lol.
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.
    Bob Was Here215
    how are you 38 and 4???
    cheat codes.

    what are your cheat codes!?!
    MP40.

    MP40; so easy a caveman could do it.
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    Adam9212
    horrible..
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.

    Bob Was Here215 wrote:

     

    how are you 38 and 4???
    cheat codes.

    what are your cheat codes!?!
    MP40.

    MP40; so easy a caveman could do it.




    haha i laughed
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.
    SullyBro
    An MP40 and a Grenade launcher walk into a bar.
    They get drunk go home and bang.
    What do you get?

    Every fagwad that uses the overkill perk.
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.
    Bob Was Here215

    SullyBro wrote:

     

    An MP40 and a Grenade launcher walk into a bar.
    They get drunk go home and bang.
    What do you get?

    Every fagwad that uses the overkill perk.



    lol
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    Hydranes

    InhumanJesse wrote:

     

    Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

    How can i earn a higher rank and 5 golden stars?ANd thanks if u submitted golden stars.





    GONG!
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.
    Now on Sale!

    COD WAW.... just tell your suplier your gonna use the mp40 and you get a blindfold a pink pair of boxers and a year gay porn on DVD for free.
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    GregOwaR
    Sticky Grenades would make the worst women. They can't cook and get very attached to you. On the upside, they let you keep the ring when you get rid of them.


    (Best I could think of in 5 minutes, i know it's bad lol)
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    aphotic
    thats pretty cood actually
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    alabamahotpocket

    GregOwaR wrote:

     

    Sticky Grenades would make the worst women. They can't cook and get very attached to you. On the upside, they let you keep the ring when you get rid of them.


    (Best I could think of in 5 minutes, i know it's bad lol)



    i thought it was funny i just didnt get the last part lol
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    doubleguns2
    its not about cod 5 but i thought it is funny just a little joke.
    Guy1: Dont you hate it when you mean to say something and you say something else?
    Guy2: Yeah like one time at the airport there was a lady with exetremely big boobs behind the counter. I meant to ask her for tickets to Pittsburgh but I accidentally said tickets to 'tittsburgh'
    Guy1: Yeah, I know what you mean. Last night at the dinner table. I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt  and I accidentally said 'You ruined my life you stupid b*tch'
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    SullyBro
    Yo mama smells so bad that when I call in the DOgs.
    THey come and kill me for bringing em near that sh*t.

    IDK bored ahaha
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    SullyBro

    doubleguns2 wrote:

     

    its not about cod 5 but i thought it is funny just a little joke.
    Guy1: Yeah, I know what you mean. Last night at the dinner table. I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt  and I accidentally said 'You ruined my life you stupid b*tch'



    I LSHPMP A lil from that one.
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    doubleguns2
    cod:5 seams kinda racist. the dogs only kill u when there black.
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    Nagster13
    What was the main conversation in the surgeons office?

    Jugg(S)-or-Nuaght

    HA
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    SullyBro

    Nagster13 wrote:

     

    What was the main conversation in the surgeons office?

    Jugg(S)-or-Nuaght

    HA



    *First place medal awarded* ahaha
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    Nagster13

    SullyBro wrote:

     

    Nagster13 wrote:

     

    What was the main conversation in the surgeons office?

    Jugg(S)-or-Nuaght

    HA



    *First place medal awarded* ahaha




    It just where my mind lingers at all the time....ummmmm JUGGS
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    Griff2112
    Me and my friend Jon are sniping on Seelow when a friendly dog approaches.  Jon grabs the dog by its tail, sticks his finger in its butt, and rubs his finger on his lips.

    "What the hell are you doing?" I ask

    "I've got chapped lips!", he replies.

    "Does that help"

    "I dunno, but it stops me from licking them....."
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    Griff2112
    What do you call the small rocks around a recently detonated mine?





    Betty Rubble
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    Nabbuko

    Bob Was Here215 wrote:

     

    how are you 38 and 4???
    cheat codes.

    what are your cheat codes!?!
    MP40.

    MP40; so easy a caveman could do it.



    I like that one =DDD
    geeee!!
    "MP40; So easy a caveman could do it..."
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    Nabbuko

    Rhonus wrote:

     

    Me and my friend Jon are sniping on Seelow when a friendly dog approaches.  Jon grabs the dog by its tail, sticks his finger in its butt, and rubs his finger on his lips.

    "What the hell are you doing?" I ask

    "I've got chapped lips!", he replies.

    "Does that help"

    "I dunno, but it stops me from licking them....."



    EWWW!!! XD
    Nasty lil' bugger!! >:OOOOOOOOOO
    hahaha
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    Nagster13

    SullyBro wrote:

     

    Nagster13 wrote:

     

    What was the main conversation in the surgeons office?

    Jugg(S)-or-Nuaght

    HA



    *First place medal awarded* ahaha


    Thanks ,

    Got another one:

    How many Noobs does it take to win the match?

    One---As long as he's equipped with "OLE TRUSTY" MP40

    this one won't win but I like it
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    Nabbuko

    doubleguns2 wrote:

     

    its not about cod 5 but i thought it is funny just a little joke.
    Guy1: Dont you hate it when you mean to say something and you say something else?
    Guy2: Yeah like one time at the airport there was a lady with exetremely big boobs behind the counter. I meant to ask her for tickets to Pittsburgh but I accidentally said tickets to 'tittsburgh'
    Guy1: Yeah, I know what you mean. Last night at the dinner table. I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt  and I accidentally said 'You ruined my life you stupid b*tch'




    HAHAHAHA!! XDDDD
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    Nagster13
    bump!  This is personally my favorite post...something light and fun for a change...someone should rate this better
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    The Authorities

    InhumanJesse wrote:

     

    Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

    How can i earn a higher rank and 5 golden stars?ANd thanks if u submitted golden stars.



    hey hey hey! i use the barrett on vacant. 22-0 baby. don't knock it til you try it.
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    CrimsonStout

    The Authorities wrote:

     

    InhumanJesse wrote:

     

    Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

    How can i earn a higher rank and 5 golden stars?ANd thanks if u submitted golden stars.



    hey hey hey! i use the barrett on vacant. 22-0 baby. don't knock it til you try it.


    It spams like no other.
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    The Authorities

    CrimsonStout wrote:

     

    The Authorities wrote:

     

    InhumanJesse wrote:

     

    Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

    How can i earn a higher rank and 5 golden stars?ANd thanks if u submitted golden stars.



    hey hey hey! i use the barrett on vacant. 22-0 baby. don't knock it til you try it.


    It spams like no other.



    true that. steady aim ftw. **** the acog, ill take a real scope, please.
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.
    Bleenky
    I've got a few cod jokes,

    Activision: Hey IW, we want you to make another WWII COD for release right after COD4.
    IW: You're kidding right?
    Activision: No.
    IW: We can't do that, we're developing the next one.
    Activision: Hmm, ok.
    Activision: Hello Treyarch?
    Treyarch: Hi.
    Activision: Hey, if we give you all the code that IW used to make COD4 can you make us another WWII cod?
    Treyarch: You betcha!
    (here comes the punchline)
    Treyarch: K, we're done!

    ----------------------------

    Treyarch Developer 1: Hey I've got a great idea!
    Treyarch Developer 2: What's that?
    Treyarch Developer 1: Ok, get this; since we're not really done with this game and Activision wants it pronto, we'll say that we're done and release it anyway.
    Treyarch Developer 2: What about all the glitches and bugs?
    Treyarch Developer 1: The what?

    ----------------------------

    Activision: Hey, can you guys make this game have some vehicles?
    Treyarch Developer 3: What, like tanks?
    Activision: Hey, there's an idea! Make us some tanks!
    Treyarch Developer 3: Okie Dokie!
    Treyarch Developer 4: What the hell was that?
    Treyarch Developer 3: What the hell was what?
    Treyarch Developer 4: We're just about to release the game and you go and promise Activision Tanks? WTF man!?!
    Treyarch Developer 3: It's cool bro, just put them in and if they don't work right or people whine about them we'll just take them out.
    Treyarch Developer 4: This deal is getting worse all the time.

    ----------------------------

    Whiney **** 1-1,000,000: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Treyarch: Ok, we understand. We'll take tanks out.

    ----------------------------

    Treyarch Developer 2: LOL what if we make another Makin map, but make it day time?!
    Treyarch Developer 1: LOL dude I dare you!

    ----------------------------

    Treyarch Developer 1: Hmm, how do we make it so dogs are REALLY neato?
    Treyarch Developer 2: Well, we could make it so that they can fly.
    Treyarch Developer 3: Yea, and hover! And jump 30 feet into the air!
    Treyarch Developer 1: Yea, those are all good, but what else could we do?
    Treyarch Developer 4: How about if we give them poison breath?
    Treyarch Developer 1: Huh?
    Treyarch Developer 4: Well nobody is going to believe that dogs can just kill you, right?
    Treyarch Developer 2: They could do it in COD4.
    Treyarch Developer 4: Yea, but that was in the campaign and they chewed on your neck and you had a chance to stop them.
    Treyarch Developer 1: True, what are you proposing then?
    Treyarch Developer 4: Well if we're really going to take people's ideas from the forums and make dogs instead of helicoptors, we need to make them really tough! I say that we make it so that if a dog breaths on you BAM! You're dead.
    Treyarch Developer 1, 2, 3: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

    ----------------------------

    Treyarch Developer 3: Well now that we've killed tanks what should we do with the maps?
    Treyarch Developer 1: I think we'll just leave them in the rotation.
    Treyarch Developer 3: What if everyone ALWAYS skips them?
    Treyarch Developer 1: That won't happen, people will still like spending 1/3 of their time on Seelow running around looking for people.
    Treyarch Developer 3: Won't a huge map like that become a sniperfest?
    Treyarch Developer 1: I don't see how that's possible.
    Treyarch Developer 3: Well, you are Treyarch Developer 1, so I guess you're right.
    Treyarch Developer 1: Right.

    -------2 months later--------

    Treyarch Developer 3: Sir, nobody seems to be playing Seelow anymore. They keep skipping it, what should we do?
    Treyarch Developer 1: Hmm, they must want to play some other tank maps, give them downfall.
    Treyarch Developer 3: Ok, also people seem to be skipping Makin a lot too, I think we may have made a mistake by making the same map, but only in daytime. I think they're getting sick of playing it more than the other maps.
    Treyarch Developer 1: Nonsense, are they skipping Day or Night more?
    Treyarch Developer 3: About the same.
    Treyarch Developer 1: Ah! So that means that they're likely just wanting to play the other one.
    Treyarch Developer 3: So what now?
    Treyarch Developer 1: Make it so that if they skip either one, they're very likely to get the other.
    Treyarch Developer 3: BRILLIANT!
    Treyarch Developer 1: Yes, yes I am.

    ok, last joke.  This one is my favorite!
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    Call of Duty: World at War!

    lol, this game is a f\/ckin joke.
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    SullyBro
    Back to life with an epic thread.
  • Re: Funny call of duty jokes.
    ScO Hi11Bi11y 2.0

    alabamahotpocket wrote:

     

    GregOwaR wrote:

     

    Sticky Grenades would make the worst women. They can't cook and get very attached to you. On the upside, they let you keep the ring when you get rid of them.


    (Best I could think of in 5 minutes, i know it's bad lol)



    i thought it was funny i just didnt get the last part lol



    ring as in the pin keeping the granade from exploding although i dont think Stickies had pins