18 Replies Latest reply: Jul 22, 2013 8:15 AM by Izjar11 RSS

Pesky Foreigners

Pesky Foreigners:

First off let me commend and express my admiration for the Aussies.....for my brief membership of this wonderful and great American made fori I find the Aussies to be pretty straight forward and blunt.....they pretty much dont reek about anything but killing you in the game and as a whole don't post political opinions.....they just want to kill you...which in my humble opinion...is an honorable trait seeing as how they never complain about lag switching MP 40 jug or tube.....they are just into killing (metaphorically)......I submit to you that if we have any and/or Brits or Canadians reeking about the aforementioned MP 40 jug or tube using  we launch a cadre of Aussies perk to destroy them.....PLACING AUSSIES!

Now on to the Pesky Foreigners...you know the ones with socialistic health care and anti gun laws.....those chaps.....(in the pejorative) the Canadians and Brits who apparently fail to understand the whole premise of WWII, the Constitution and proper oral hygiene...those chaps....who by the grace of god and America....are not attempting to twitter in Japanese and/or...German and whose economy is smaller than California....bless their little hearts.....and who persistently wish to opine on the greatness of America on a forum ....for a game.....created by Americans..about WWII...in which thousands upon thousands of Americans died and are buried on foreign soil to protect their rights and freedoms.....at this point I do want to acknowledge those Canadians and Brits who stand beside us in times of war and bravely die along side us in any alliance such as Iraq, et al......


For those who opine in a negative fashion about America...I say to to you this....Fat Boy and Little man.....the Japanese thought they could go MP 40 Jug 2nd chance us....and we called in arty and dogs.......twice.......so consider this in your myopic meanderings of America insults...and/or advice on how America should do things....we will defend you to the death...because we are Americans......with modded intelligence and rapid fire glitch intellect as we play to win....for your freedom as well as ours...

In closing, the next time you break out with a fat American joke remember that said American probably has a cousin who invented the smart bomb that blew up the enemy armaments factory instead of your hovel....

Post Scriptum: Use the spell check in any reply (the one invented by Americans)to rebut my arrogant American rhetoric. Be forewarned, the Americans are going to make fun of you if you don't, and lets be honest, isn't there enough fodder for that already?
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    SoylentBob

    Quiet Coma wrote:

     

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    FOR!!!!!1!!1!1!11!!!1!11!111!!!!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL THOSA WHO OPIEN IN A NEGATIEV FASHION ABOUT MERICA.I!11!1!1!111!1!1!!1111!! LOL SAY 2 2 U THIS..FAT!!1!!11!!!!!111!!1!!1111! OMG WTF BOY AND LITLE MAN..TH3!!1!!1!11!!!11!!!!11!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL JAPAENSE THOUGHT THEY CUD GO MP 40 JUG 2ND CHANC3 US..AND!1111!!1!!!!!1111111! LOL WE CALED IN ARTY AND DOGS...TWIEC...SO!!111!!1!1!!!11!!111!!1111111!!!1!!!!1!!11 CONSIEDR THES IN UR MYOPIC MEANDERNGS OF M3RICA INSULTS.AND/OR!11!!1!1111!11!1!11!!11 WTF LOL ADVIEC ON HOW M3RICA SHUD DO THNGS..W3!1111!!!!!1!111!!!!1111!!! WIL D3F3ND U 2 TEH B/C!!1!!!!1!!!1111!111 WTF LOL WA R MARICANS...WITH!111!1!1!11!11!11!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11 WTF LOL MOD3D INTELIEGTS AND RAPID FIER GLITCH INTELECT AS W3 PLAY 2 WIN..FOR!111!1!111!!1!!!1!!1!11!!! WTF UR FREDOM AS WEL AS OURS.

    IN!!!!!!!1!!11!1!1!11!!! OMG WTF LOL CLOSNG TEH N3XT TIEM U BREAK OUT WIT A FAT MERICAN JOK3 REMAMBR TAHT SADE MARICAN PROBABLEY HAS A COSIN WHO INVANTED TEH SMART BOMB TAHT BL3W UP TEH ENAMY ARMM3NTS FAC2RY INSTAAD OF UR HOVEL..

    POST!11!!11!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL SCRIPTUM UES TEH SP3L CH3K IN ANY REPLEY (THE ON3 INVENTAD BY MARICANS)2 REBUT MAH AROGANT MERICAN RHA2RIC!!!!! OMG LOL B FOR3WARN3D TEH MERICANS R GONG 2 MAEK FUN OF U IF U DONT AND LETS B HON3ST ISNT THEYRE 3NOUGH FODAR FOR TAHT ALR3ADY??!!! OMG LOL



    Fixed.
    There, that makes more sense.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    lilbaily2
    Forum Police have showed up....move along readers
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    mjc0603
    Dont come on here mate and start diggin at Brits....or Canadians to that matter.

    For starters...without us Brits.....WWII would not have been won.
    every time YOU get in bother and cant handle anything....it is US you turn to for help.

    I would seriously consider editing your post mate...you have started something now!

    STFU moron.

    I take it you have not sat your history exams yet then????? thought so...this post could only have been produced by a 12 year old who has been grounded for masturbating over their next door neighbours dog!
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    ghostsquad

    SoylentBob wrote:

     

    Quiet Coma wrote:

     

    1ST OF L3T ME COMEND AND EXPRAS MAH ADMIRATION FOR DA AUSEIS..FOR!1!!!1!!!11111!!1!1!11!!1!!11!!1!1 WTF LOL MAH BREIF MAMBRSHIP OF THES WONDERFUL AND GRAAT MARICAN MAED FORI I FIND TEH AUSEIS 2 B PR3TY STRAGEHT FORWARD AND BLUNT..THEY!11!!111!1!!1111!!11!11!!1! OMG WTF PRETY MUCH DONT REK ABOUT ANYTHNG BUT KILNG U IN TEH GME AND AS A WHOLA DONT POST POLITICAL OPINIONS..THEY!!!!!1!!1!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!11 OMG LOL JUST WANT 2 KIL U!!!111!1!!11111 LOL IN MAH HUMBLA OPINION.IS!!111!1!!1111!!1!! LOL AN HONORABLE TRATE SENG AS HOWZ TEHY NEVER COMPLANE ABOUT LAG SWITCHNG MP 40 JUG OR TUB..TH3Y!111111!!!1111!!11!!!1!1!1!!!!11!1!1 OMG R JUST IN2 KILNG (M3TAPHORICALY)...I!111!!11111!11!11!111!1!!!11!1 OMG LOL SUBMIT 2 U TAHT IF WE HAEV ANY AND/OR BRITS OR CANADIENS REKNG ABOUT TEH AFOR3MENTIONAD MP 40 JUG OR TUB USNG WE LAUNCH A CADR3 OF AUSEIS PERK 2 D3STROY TH3M..PLACNG!111!!!11!111!11!!1!1111!1!11! LOL AUSEIS

    NOW!!11!! OMG WTF LOL ON 2 DA PASKY U!11!11111!1!11!1!1!11 OMG KNOW TEH ON3S WIT SOCIALISTIC HAALTH R AND ANTI GUN LAWS..THOSE!11!1!!!1111111111!1!!11!!1 OMG WTF CHAPS..(IN!!1111!!!1!111!111!!1!!!!!11!!11!111!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH PEJORATIEV) TEH CANADIANS AND BRITS WHO APAERNTLEY FALE 2 UND3RSTAND TEH WHOLA PR3MIES OF WI TEH CONSITUTION AND PROPAR ORAL HYJEAN.THOS3!!1!!!111!1!111!!!!11 OMG LOL CHAPS..WHO!1!!1!1111!1!11!111!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL BY DA GRAEC OF GOD AND R!1!!!!11111!!11!11!111!11!11 LOL NOT ATEMPTNG 2 TWIT3R IN JAPAENSE AND/OR.GARMAN!1!1!1!!11111!1 OMG WTF LOL AND WHOSE ECONOMY SI SMALAR THAN CALIFORNIA..BLES!1!!1111!!!1!111111!!!!1!!!!! WTF THERE LITLE HEARTS..AND!111!111111!!!!11!1!1!111!!!!1!!11!1! WTF WHO PERSISTENTLEY WISH 2 OPIEN ON TEH GREATN3S OF MERICA ON A FORUM ..FOR!!1!!11!1!!!!!1111!!!1!1!1 WTF LOL A GMA..CRAAETD!1!1!1!!1!!!111!11!!!111!11!1! LOL BY M3RICANS.ABOUT!11!11!!!1!11!! WTF WI.IN!1!11111!!1!1!!!1111 WTF LOL WHICH THOSANDS UPON THOSANDS OF MERICANS DEID AND R BUREID ON FOR3IGN SOIL 2 PROTECT THEYRE RITES AND FREDOMS..AT!1!11!111!1!1!11!111!!1111!111 OMG THES POINT I DO WANT 2 AKNOWLEDG3 THOSE CANADIENS AND BRITS WHO STAND BSIED US IN TIEMS OF WAR AND BRAEVLEY DEI ALONG SIED US IN ANY ALIANC3 SUCH AS IRAQ 3T AL...


    FOR!!!!!1!!1!1!11!!!1!11!111!!!!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL THOSA WHO OPIEN IN A NEGATIEV FASHION ABOUT MERICA.I!11!1!1!111!1!1!!1111!! LOL SAY 2 2 U THIS..FAT!!1!!11!!!!!111!!1!!1111! OMG WTF BOY AND LITLE MAN..TH3!!1!!1!11!!!11!!!!11!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL JAPAENSE THOUGHT THEY CUD GO MP 40 JUG 2ND CHANC3 US..AND!1111!!1!!!!!1111111! LOL WE CALED IN ARTY AND DOGS...TWIEC...SO!!111!!1!1!!!11!!111!!1111111!!!1!!!!1!!11 CONSIEDR THES IN UR MYOPIC MEANDERNGS OF M3RICA INSULTS.AND/OR!11!!1!1111!11!1!11!!11 WTF LOL ADVIEC ON HOW M3RICA SHUD DO THNGS..W3!1111!!!!!1!111!!!!1111!!! WIL D3F3ND U 2 TEH B/C!!1!!!!1!!!1111!111 WTF LOL WA R MARICANS...WITH!111!1!1!11!11!11!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11 WTF LOL MOD3D INTELIEGTS AND RAPID FIER GLITCH INTELECT AS W3 PLAY 2 WIN..FOR!111!1!111!!1!!!1!!1!11!!! WTF UR FREDOM AS WEL AS OURS.

    IN!!!!!!!1!!11!1!1!11!!! OMG WTF LOL CLOSNG TEH N3XT TIEM U BREAK OUT WIT A FAT MERICAN JOK3 REMAMBR TAHT SADE MARICAN PROBABLEY HAS A COSIN WHO INVANTED TEH SMART BOMB TAHT BL3W UP TEH ENAMY ARMM3NTS FAC2RY INSTAAD OF UR HOVEL..

    POST!11!!11!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL SCRIPTUM UES TEH SP3L CH3K IN ANY REPLEY (THE ON3 INVENTAD BY MARICANS)2 REBUT MAH AROGANT MERICAN RHA2RIC!!!!! OMG LOL B FOR3WARN3D TEH MERICANS R GONG 2 MAEK FUN OF U IF U DONT AND LETS B HON3ST ISNT THEYRE 3NOUGH FODAR FOR TAHT ALR3ADY??!!! OMG LOL



    Fixed.
    There, that makes more sense.



    You have a lot of free time on your hands.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    SoylentBob

    GhostSquad wrote:

     



    You have a lot of free time on your hands.



    Dude, this is teh interwebz.
    Use other people's wasted time... ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    mikemcdee
    I'm kind of, nay, really embarassed for the OP.  He types this huge diatribe baiting the Brits and Cannucks into a flame war.  Do you really think you are that much better than everyone else on this site? 

    I say to to you this....Fat Boy and Little man.....the Japanese thought they could go MP 40 Jug 2nd chance us....and we called in arty and dogs.......twice.......so consider this in your myopic meanderings of America insults...and/or advice on how America should do things....we will defend you to the death...because we are Americans......with modded intelligence and rapid fire glitch intellect as we play to win....for your freedom as well as ours...



    This entire sentence sounds like a 12 year old typed it.  You are equating attributes of real people to perks in a fake video game.  I don't want to be mean or anything, but it sounds really childish.  I mean rapid fire glitch intellect, really, I don't even want to insult this because knowing that someone wrote it and put it out there thinking it was going to sound intelligent is sad enough.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    GMballistic

    mikemcdee wrote:

     


    This entire sentence sounds like a 12 year old typed it.......I don't even want to insult this because knowing that someone wrote it and put it out there thinking it was going to sound intelligent is sad enough.



    Nice . So true.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    Yanks dont get education and only rich get health care! oh and GEORGE W BUSH!!!! ha ha ha ha. When the world thinks of Americans its of fat loud mouth cowboys with a burger in one hand and a gun in the other,stood next to his wife, who just happens to be his sister. But hey god bless America as they sure keep us entertained.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    mikemcdee

    powell04 wrote:

     

    Yanks dont get education and only rich get health care! oh and GEORGE W BUSH!!!! ha ha ha ha. When the world thinks of Americans its of fat loud mouth cowboys with a burger in one hand and a gun in the other,stood next to his wife, who just happens to be his sister. But hey god bless America as they sure keep us entertained.




    So your response to incendiary and prejudice remarks is to make incendiary and prejudice remarks.  You should stick to soccer, or rocks.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    PR0UD INFIDEL
    Judging by the large amounts of grammatical and spelling errors in his post, I would say that this particular Brit hasn't received an education himself. I guess that for him, ignorance is bliss.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners

    mikemcdee wrote:

     

    powell04 wrote:

     

    Yanks dont get education and only rich get health care! oh and GEORGE W BUSH!!!! ha ha ha ha. When the world thinks of Americans its of fat loud mouth cowboys with a burger in one hand and a gun in the other,stood next to his wife, who just happens to be his sister. But hey god bless America as they sure keep us entertained.




    So your response to incendiary and prejudice remarks is to make incendiary and prejudice remarks. You should stick to soccer, or rocks.



    Its football!!! u wanna b yank... hows that Proud Infidel??
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    daHawk

    mjc0603 wrote:

     

    ....or Canadians to that matter.


    Canadians?
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    PR0UD INFIDEL

    powell04 wrote:

     

    mikemcdee wrote:

     

    powell04 wrote:

     

    Yanks dont get education and only rich get health care! oh and GEORGE W BUSH!!!! ha ha ha ha. When the world thinks of Americans its of fat loud mouth cowboys with a burger in one hand and a gun in the other,stood next to his wife, who just happens to be his sister. But hey god bless America as they sure keep us entertained.




    So your response to incendiary and prejudice remarks is to make incendiary and prejudice remarks. You should stick to soccer, or rocks.



    Its football!!! u wanna b yank... hows that Proud Infidel??


    The fact that you use a single letter in place of a word proves a severe lack of intelligence. I assume that this lack of intelligence is linked to the fact that you have an incomplete education or a complete lack of understanding of the English language. It may be an assumption on my part, but I am sure that it is a fairly accurate one.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    mikemcdee

    powell04 wrote:

     

    mikemcdee wrote:

     

    powell04 wrote:

     

    Yanks dont get education and only rich get health care! oh and GEORGE W BUSH!!!! ha ha ha ha. When the world thinks of Americans its of fat loud mouth cowboys with a burger in one hand and a gun in the other,stood next to his wife, who just happens to be his sister. But hey god bless America as they sure keep us entertained.




    So your response to incendiary and prejudice remarks is to make incendiary and prejudice remarks. You should stick to soccer, or rocks.



    Its football!!! u wanna b yank... hows that Proud Infidel??



    With my post, do you mind telling me what I want to be?  I can't really tell what you are trying to get at.  Seriously it makes no f**king sense.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    KsESteve
    I was hoping this post would just go away. Guess no one could resist cutting this guy up.
    I don't even have anything to say o this guy... just dignifying his thread with a response is bad enough.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    daHawk
    Mike makes sense.

    PR0UD INFIDEL wrote:

     

    Judging by the large amounts of grammatical and spelling errors in his post, I would say that this particular Brit hasn't received an education himself. I guess that for him, ignorance is bliss.


    I am guessing he is still at a low level of grammer, and likely still in school.
    just a guess though.


    when the GRaS get involved, dont get your hopes up.
  • Re: Pesky Foreigners
    daddyjay091724

    Like it or not the guy kinda has a point.. I dont play much COD anymore unless its a zombies custom game. Why? Because everytime I make a peep I have thousands of brits trash talking me.. my wife gets the winning kill cam and theres 25 voice messages with pansy sounding brits cussing her out cause they or their friend got beat by a female..  Honestly i wish they would make the aervers where I didnt have to play with them NA servers ftw! Isnt it bad enough we are forced to watch their misserable excuse for a walkthrough on youtube?