Where does he go?
1. Alternative lifestyle rallies
2. Gladiator/clown conventions
3. BBW booty calls in Vegas
4. Hot Wheels collector conventions (me too)
5. He is First Officer for his local Star Fleet chapter
6. PETA meetings (the traitor). I bet he eats tofu tacos
7. Dates Jinx's sister
8. Watches his VCR collection of The View
9. To his basement closet. "Mom, leave me alone... I'll be out when I'm done."
10. Taunts Snake by standing on his lawn and yelling... so whatta ya gonna do old man?"
My ideas as to where MaTtKs goes when he is not here:
1.) Extreme Backpacking with Reaper (*cough BROKEBACK cough*)
2.) NAMBLA Convention
3.) Soybob's Pit.
4.) Barbie Horse Adventures Forum
5.) Moderator Brain-washing Sessions
6.) Camping out on Snake's Lawn
7.) On IW site trying to Ban people.
Edit: Damn, Charlie beat me to it! Funny how both posts have a Snake lawn reference...
^ Well, Void saw him at the Vegas BBW booty calls.
Void was wearing a "Hi my name is VOID" sticker on his shirt.
I also run into him at the hotwheels and Gladiator Clown conventions. Then there was that awkward moment when I ran into him as I was leaving Jinx's Sister's apartment and he was going in.