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Genesis: Chapter 1

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1 In the beginning God created the Black Ops section and the OT.

2 And the OT was without form, and Void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Elders of GRaS moved upon the face of the forum.

3 And God said, Let there be trolls: and there was trolls.

4 And God saw the trolls, that it was good: and God divided the trolls from the n00bz.

5 And God called the light Work-hours, and the darkness he called Wasted a Moment. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And God said, Let there be a moderator in the midst of the forum, and let it divide the trolls from the n00bz.

7 And God made the moderators, and divided the members which were under the moderators from the administrators which were above the moderators: and it was so.

8 And God called the moderator MattHound. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9 And God said, Let the posts under the thread be gathered together unto one place, and let the spam appear: and it was so.

10 And God called the dry land the general forum; and the gathering together of the n00bz called the regulars: and God saw that it was good.

11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

12.5 And Lucifer laughed at his trickery played upon God, for only he knew grass was overpowered and trees were invincible.

13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

That is all for today my children.
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