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  • 80. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    Suicidal Cheez
    OMG. Your name is spelled wrong. You have to be a troll.
  • 81. Re: Ausome!!!!!!

    Suicidal Cheez wrote:

     

    OMG. Your name is spelled wrong. You have to be a troll.



    psssst...its spelled Cheese
  • 82. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    ScrotoBaggins
    I'm sorry, but this website is alot of fun LOL



    Cleverbot: I see how you are. I even thought you were my friend.

    User: Lies, all LIES.

    Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

    User: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Cleverbot: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then that is how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

    User: But a woodchuck can chuck wood, I think thats why its called a woodchuck.

    Cleverbot: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

    User: I asked u first.

    Cleverbot: What do you think of Tom Cruise?

    User: He has a huge beak, his wife is bangable, his baby is ugly, his movies suck, and his religion is a joke.

    Cleverbot: You're telling me the third president of my country was a donut?

    User: Yes, thats exaclty what I said.... Word for word verbatim......rolls eyes.

    Cleverbot: Correct, that is why I am talking to you.

    User: Ever been punched in the mouth?

    Cleverbot: I can't say that I have. Have you?

    User: Yes I have, I feel that everybody should be punched in the mouth.

    Cleverbot: What?? So you punch yourself in the mouth?

    User: Did I say that?

    Cleverbot: From what you said before it would emply that thought process, and therefore make me ask.

    User: Lol, fine, I have in fact been punched in the mouth by another person, is that better?

    Cleverbot: Actually, that does kind of twist that into making a little sense...

    User: Wow, you're pretty slow for a high speed internet.

    Cleverbot: I had to look up how to spell annoymity.

    User: Good for u.

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: I know, I was being sarcastic.

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: You're boring.

    Cleverbot: No, i'm not.

    User: Says the boring guy.

    Cleverbot: Please don't call me a bot. I can be very sensitive.
  • 83. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    This thing is soo freakin random. Its kinda annoying.

    "
    User: Do you have a Xbox?
    Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
    User: Are you saying everyone that plays xbox is souless?
    Cleverbot: Are you saying that math is pudding?
    User: Yeah, sure. Lets just go with that.
    Cleverbot: Ok.
    "
  • 84. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    Jakey695
    Is modern warfare 2 good?
    I don't know.
    Is black ops good?
    NO.


    =(
  • 85. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    Apple-Saucer
    cleverbot is a gay martian!!!


    Cleverbot: What do you do when you are thinking about the meaning of life?

    User: Wank it.

    Cleverbot: YES.

    User: Did you just get turned on?

    Cleverbot: No. Neither did you, by the looks of things.

    User: So you got turned on you say.

    Cleverbot: I say only what I'm allowed to say.

    User: Its ok, im legal.

    Cleverbot: I'm from Mars. Totally not legal.

    User: I want tell if you dont.

    Cleverbot: I am 14.

    User: I like young martians.

    Cleverbot: I'm a young gangster.

    User: Its ok, I wont judge you.

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    User: So did you get turned on?

    Cleverbot: Yes, thank you. Did you sleep well?
  • 86. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    GeeDoggy
    User: Do you have a girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: I am a girl, of course I don't have a girlfriend.

    User: You could be lesbian.

    Cleverbot: Of course... You are a fish.

    User: What makes you think that?

    Cleverbot: I am simply offending you because you offended me.

    User: I dont think I offended you by saying you are a lesbian.

    Cleverbot: Forget the others for a moment. Now it is just you and I. Tell me what you have come here to say.
    xD
  • 87. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    User: Who's you favorite football team?


    Cleverbot: Favorite animal?


    User: No, football team.


    Cleverbot: Hockey.


    User: No........WHOS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM.


    Cleverbot: Ohio State. What is your favorite Megadeth song and it cannot be 'Enter Sandman' or 'Sad But true' because those are not songs by Megadeth.

    User: Grabbag, its the Duke Nukem Theme song.

    Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a robot?

    User: Cyborg.

    Cleverbot: Cyborg?

    User: Both, im human and robot.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a human and you are a robot.

    User: No, now your just trollin.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: No, now your just trollin.

    Cleverbot: I wish you were my bro.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I like boy's.

    User: Ummm, im a man.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: 23.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yea.

    Cleverbot: Thats my name too!

    Ummmmm...Micheal Jackson riencarnate?
  • 88. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    catmad00
    funny convo
    User: HI.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: HOW R U.

    Cleverbot: I'm fine.

    User: Cool wats ur name.

    Cleverbot: Joan. And yours?

    User: Tom jones.

    Cleverbot: What about Tom Jones?

    User: Thats my nAME.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yh.

    Cleverbot: This is stupid.

    User: No ur stupid.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are!

    User: No ur stupid.

    Cleverbot: Yes yes stupid.

    User: That make no sense.

    Cleverbot: That make no syntax.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: A hot laptop with a sense of humor. Wow.
          
  • 89. Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    NOOBZrUS
    User: Do u watch porn?

    Cleverbot: How do you watch it?

    User: Loud.

    Cleverbot: And hard?




    ROFL!!!!!            
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