32 Replies Latest reply: Jan 29, 2012 4:15 PM by jlinz20 RSS

The Grand COD Logic Thread

COD Logic (Noun) - When something that is completely unexplainable happens in COD and you wonder if you did something wrong

 

1 - You have a 4 bar connection and still manage to lose a gun fight to someone with a 3 bar connection

 

2 - No matter how hard you try, when an enemy enters the knife animation, you will lose

 

3 - Akimbo guns beat everything around them, despite the game saying that their effectiveness is removed

 

4 - 5 uk players and 1 american, the game will choose the american as host

 

5 - Your grenade does nothing and offers you a hit marker, when the enemy throws one at you, you die instantly

 

6 - You will be killed by exploding random objects despite being no where near them

 

7 - When they patch something and it turns out they lied

 

8 - They will nerf something that does nothing to affect the game (Striker) and leave overpowered stuff they know is overpowered (FMG-9, QBZ-95)

 

9 - The UAV is about a much use as a choclate teapot

 

10 - Assassin isn't overpowered, until you reach its pro-verison

 

11 - You will complain about campers, but camp yourself

 

12 - Everything that kills you is overpowered, even if its the weakest gun in the game (M16)

 

13 - Remove One Man Army but allow Quickscoping, despite the latter being the more complained about

 

14 - Make maps that aren't for campers, but actually are

 

15 - Make the Grenade Launcher and shotgun attachments completely useless

 

Add your own cod logics, thread will be updated

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    16) remove stopping power which was one of they key things in cod4 the best cod then make no detrimental aspect to assasin uav jammer or we.

    17) allow an attack helicopeter to kill you when you have ALL specialist bonuses and are on a 23 kill streak one from a moab.  true story btw!

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    kastro187420

    Patch Javelin Glitch in prevoius game, turn it into Death Streak in the next title.

     

    Acknowledge People hate Last Stand/Second Chance, create a more powerful version as a reward for dying.

     

    Create a match-making system, make it useless due to Lag Comp.

     

    Will be adding more later on.

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      mrbkkt1

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      Patch Javelin Glitch in prevoius game, turn it into Death Streak in the next title.

       

      "

      I nearly spit out my coffee when I read that one.

       

      for those who don't know, there was a martydom perk in mw2 where if you had a javelin out, it would blow up everthing around you with about 15 feet when you died.... very similar to the dead man's hand now in mw3...

  • Re: The Grand COD Logic Thread
    vims1990

    1 - You have a 4 bar connection and still manage to lose a gun fight to someone with a 3 bar connection

     

    2 - No matter how hard you try, when an enemy enters the knife animation, you will lose

     

    5 - Your grenade does nothing and offers you a hit marker, when the enemy throws one at you, you die instantly

     

    6 - You will be killed by exploding random objects despite being no where near them

     

    Story of my life playing COD MW3

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    esmorgue

    Attack heli is shooting someone, raining bullets all over them not connecting damage, LAG

     

    Vims point- I have a good connection so I am a easy kill, they have a crappy 1-2-3 bar connection show it takes longer for them to register damage.

     

    Your company you work for started a legacy and you end it with out sourcing. Oh wait thats just American Capitalism.

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    - Everyone has a 4-3 bar connection but a lot are "doing the moonwalk" - Your bullets will not phase these people for they are invincible.

     

    - Blind eye may protect you from being seen from air support, but it won't protect that idiot who's right next to you.

     

    - Hell hath no fury like an Xbox user scorned.

     

    - Do not underestimate that (1) player. For they have the ability to be shot, but then turn around and kill you instantly.

     

    - Never are you completely safe; even when you spawn. There may be a team member bringing in a care package which may give you severe concussion or a member of the opposition may spawn somewhere nearby.

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    esmorgue

    Do not underestimate that (1) player. For they have the ability to be shot, but then turn around and kill you instantly.

     

     

    Disgusting Split Screeners.

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      Lol completely agree. They should have their own lobby where there are other guys playing with their girlfriends and set up somesort of 'duo' leaderboards.

       

      Added:

       

      - No one will take down that chopper... Until you pull out your stinger.

       

      - Waiting to pull out your Killstreak due to an EMP earlier on? Don't worry. Another will be on its way shortly.

       

      - Close to that M.O.A.B? Pushing the enemy back? Look behind you...

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    -ACR, PP90M1, and/or FMG-9s will account for 90% of your deaths.

     

    -eventually you'll learn, and the ACR, PP90M1, and/or FMG-9s will account for 90% of your kills.

     

    - ^ Despite this, everytime you run out of ammo you will pick up some kind of ridiculous M16 w/ Hybrid Sight/Masterkey attachments

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      - Any splitscreen n00b can cobble together a kill streak over the course of a game that ends your chances at a MOAB.  (Stealth Bombers)

       

      - The hosts connection always sucks and when the host on the other team rage quits YOUR team gets a loss.

       

      - In one game you can be in God Mode.  In the next you can go 4-20 because your bullets are suddenly made of Jello. 

       

      - Inconsistency is the only consistent thing about MW3. 

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        pneumatic wrote: 

         

        - Inconsistency is the only consistent thing about MW3. 

        Truest thing since pizza being declared a vegetable. Anyways:

         

        -ARs will and always be the go-to weapon in any situation. Even when it comes to sniping.

         

        -Dropshotting < Connection.

         

        -Tactics < Connection.

         

        -Your knife < Connection = Enemy knife.

         

        -Akimbo Machine Pistols gain ammo from Akimbo. Regular pistols lose ammo from Akimbo.

         

        -The perk, Overkill, doesn't live up to its name.

         

        -Trophy System > Blast Shield.

         

        -Defends deathstreaks that are ridiculously broken and a nuisance to everyone. Hates Last Stand.

         

        -Fans find this game "most balanced ever".

         

        -Fans response to every complaint "don't play it then", "get good", etc.

         

        -People said BF3 beta sucked because it had too many glitches. MW3 has newly found glitches every month.

         

        -Knife >>>> Striker/FMG Akimbo > Shotguns/Akimbo MPs/Quickscoping > Type 95 >> PP90M1 > P90/MP7/MP5/UMP45/PM9 = ACR/G36c/M4A1 > other ARs > Akimbo Pistols > Pistols <<<< Knife

         

        -"Knifing system will be revamped" ~ fourzerotwo



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    nice guys, will do an update tomorrow

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    Priorities of COD.

     

    1. Money

     

    2. Cater to retards.

     

    3. Cater to the xbox.

     

    10000000000000000000000000000. Cater to the true fanbase

     

    10000000000000000000000000001. Quality

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    Spawn people right behind  each other.   So the noob can shoot people in the back.

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    dlundebjerg28

    Whiny ***** Logic (noun) - when you deserve a death in CoD and blame everything else but the real problem, yourself.

     

     

    Seriously, people come on here, complain about OP weapons, connection and a whole lot of other "problems" when the biggest issue effecting your gameplay is the person operating the controller. If you die, ITS YOUR FAULT. Stop complaining

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      K1ller_911

      if you dont want to hear it dont read it. the fact is the game is screwed up and it sounds like you are one of the few fortunate ones it doesnt effect. Maybe after the next patch youll get cursed with the lag issues weve all been dealing with. People arent making this stuff up its real maybe not to you but it does exist. If they want to whine and vent to let off some steam this is just as good a place as any. cheers

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      id like a recording of this dude playing while not doing so good

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      guess you don't get the joke, did you have a humour transplant?

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        dlundebjerg28

        I'm sorry where exactly is the funny part of that post? All I see is more crying and ******** about a game. If you don't like it dont play. Given the fact you have almost 8,000 posts I'm assuming that you're familiar with the CoD series. MW3 is no different than any of the previous titles. Theres some lag, theres some guns that are better than others, and you die by some random BS every once in a while. You should be used to it by now, instead of complaing just play the game, or return it and move onto a different game, pretty simple.

         

        @paaaaint and killer911 I'm sure I expereince lag issues, I just don't care. Its a video game run on P2P servers, my connection is never going to be perfect, I've just accepted that fact and just play for fun. I rarely rage at a video game since I'm over the age of 12. If for some reason I get incredibly frustrated, I just turn the game off and do something else. If the game stops being fun, I stop playing, very simple.

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          Complaining about people complaining. The irony.

           

          I paid good money for this game. £90 in fact, over $100 worth. Return it and you'll get about £20.

           

          The only thing I've ever complained about is the spawn system and the host crap. This post is the 'one liners of CoD'. Get over yourself man, and grab a sense of humor whilst you're at it.

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            dlundebjerg28

            I'm not complaining about complainers, simply pointing out the stupidity of a CoD forum veteran.

             

            I could care less how much you paid for the game, that's your deal. I went out to dinner last night, horrible service and the food tasted like burnt ****. Instead of whining about it, I realize I made a bad purchase and I won't be going back there again. Same should be true with CoD. The issues complained about in this game were in every other game. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This is CoD, this is how the games work. If you don't like it, don't buy it, that was my point.

             

            As for getting over myself and getting a sense of humor, this post wasn't funny. The OP has a right to say what he wants, I have a right to respond in the manner I feel necessary. Wouldn't expect you Europeans to understand the concept of free speech...

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              The funnyness of the post is completely your opinion and by the look of people posting, yours alone.

               

              You could care less how much I paid however you suggested taking it back and getting a refund. I was merely pointing out how much I would actually get returned.

               

              MW2 was perfectly fine for around 90% of people after issues was fixed. They was fixed early on compared to other games. And it was fine for about 5 months of playtime. I, personally, loved it. Most expected the same in return for some hard earned cash.

               

              I think the post is to look at the bad points of the game and have a laugh about them without inadvertantly 'whining' about them. After all; you either laugh or cry.

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    You shoot first you die first

    One EU player in a party with NA players the game picks EU servers

    Punished for having good internet

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    - Almost all of your Deaths will result from an ACR, SCAR-L, PP90M1 or Type 95

    - If you do well in a game, you will get messages accusing you of not having a life or camping.

    - Anytime you kill someone they will have an excuse on why you killed them over them killing you.

    - No one can accept a death, no one can give credit to a good player who gets a good kill on them

    - The predator missle is the go to killstreak, chaining onto the attack helicopter, chaining onto a higher killstreak, pavelow, ac130. If said player uses predator missle and gets two kills 90% chance an attack helicopter will be in the battle within 5 seconds.

    - 80% of players KDR's would drop significantly if ACR, SCAR, PP90M1 and Type 95 were taking out of the game, forcing players to actually use other guns.

     

    My #1 gun is the M16 in kills so dont even try and accuse me of using the guns i just listed as being overused, apparently im using an underpowered gun, yet still beat out ACR's, SCAR's, and boy do i love beating out Type 95's with an M16 that is a great feeling.

  • Re: The Grand COD Logic Thread
    esmorgue

    Release DLC to Xbox players who paid for Premium Elite.

     

    Experiment with tweaking Netcode waiting for the majority of Xbox players who get DLC next. Hoping to make improvements before that release so you can release a actual patch.

     

    Elite Beta=AGAIN=BROKE

     

    Theater=AGAIN=BROKE

     

    Add more crap to a game that is insuffieciently capable of producing smooth gameplay for everyone without hurting those that HOST the lobbies.

     


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    Fix one issue - create several more.

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    objective gameplay, team gameplay- whats that?