3 Replies Latest reply: Mar 6, 2012 7:05 AM by codblackice RSS

Beer, weed and MW3. (A hello to the forum, from a waster) :)

digitaldoberman

Removed my Moderator

 

My stats are so low, activision had to lend me a shovel so I could see them.

 

Here's a list of a few of my 'Epic fails' whilst under the influence.

 

 

Tried to RPG an enemy helicopter while in the subway on Underground.

 

Ran past 2 enemies in a corridor (lockdown), whilst shooting at my team members and

throwing flash grenades at them.

 

Threw semtex at a car, then got blown to pieces as I tried hiding behind it.

 

Stood trying to smash a sentry gun (our own) and being killed in the proccess.

 

Tried to plant a claymore on a team members head as he was sniping, prone.

 

Stood on air-drop marker and got flattened by crate.

 

Thrown air-drop markers (many times) when I've been in a building\underground\under cover.

 

Bounced package crate off wall and killed team member.

 

Threw a grenade, ran into it's path and got killed as it blew a car up.

 

Flash-banged myself, just before running into an enemy spawn point.

 

Placed a sentry gun facing outer edge of map in Bakaara.

 

Used 'Dead-man's-hand'next to oil barrels, killing team member.

 

Called in Predators and Air-strikes on myself, (many times).

 

 

Any clans looking for a beer swilling lazy git with a crap kd ratio......gimme a call.

 

 

See you on the battlefield. (I'll be the one running around like a headless chicken.)

 

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