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GRaS Gift Shoppe

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Thanks to the remarkable power of capitalism, a GRaS Gift Shoppe has now opened here in the BO2 OT. Here's what we've got in stock as of May 7th, 2012:

 

- "SoyBob is smarter than you" t-shirts

- Green and orange flavored Jell-O

- Matty action figure w/ Kung Fu Grip (limited time only)

- "No slack will be cut" coffee mug

- A rusty fork

- Some matches

- EviL's fur-lined bikini

- A pictureframe autogrpahed by PictureFrame

- SnakeDoc's "Spring Break 1652" DVD

 

*5/15/12 New items imported:

- 5 liters of Jinx's blood

- A pink prius

- Soylent Green TV Dinner

- Fertilizer

- Light-up taco keychain

 

*5/22/12 New items imported.

- SnakeDoc's Cane

- A harpoon

- A Syrian Army Uniform

- 3 kegs of Saudi Crude Oil

- "Reward Forum Veterans" bumper sticker

 

*5/29/12 New items imported

- A caged EviL

- Reaper's 1,000,000th beer (just the bottle)

- Scale model kitteh cannon

- Tickets to next year's man boob contest

- Another pink prius

 

*6/5/12 New items imported

- A dozen cans of spam

- 100 meters of barbed wire

- A copy of Reaper's birth certificate

- Major Rod's Social Security number

- Yet another pink prius

 

*6/11/12 New items imported

- A long metal rod

- 3 gallons of curdled milk

- Reaper's coffee machine

- Crafty's left kidney

- A map of Afghanistan

 

*6/19/12 New items imported

- A dead salmon

- 10 rods of uranium

- Cement mix

- Reaper's first car

- A 15th Century Swedish Cannon

 

*6/26/12 New items imported

- A grand piano

- 8 cubic meters of stem cells

- A math test that Reaper got a C+ on

- Snake Doc's lawn snowglobe

- An unkown disease in a petri dish

 

New items will arrive next Monday, July 2nd, 2012. No refunds.

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