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Three sportscasters walked into a bar...
The iron bar won and they died
The janitor was called in on christmas eve to clean up the dead.
He decided to sit down for a drink first.
He ordered a bottle of Absinth
Lit a cigar...puffed on it twice.
A woman walks in and sits down next to him setting her purse which contained a small poodle on the bar
The poodle bit the man and took off, leaving the bar.
The dog was then eaten by cthulu
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