2 Replies Latest reply: Oct 29, 2013 10:29 PM by Chief_Tugginhard RSS

My wife hates COD because.....

Chief_Tugginhard

1.) She is tired of being told to "stack up" before entering our house....

2.) She hates hearing "CHECK THOSE CORNERS!" every time we go to the grocery store....

3.) The kids now form a perimeter before playing on the swing set....

4.) She hears "FRAG OUT" every ten seconds when playing catch with our son....

5.) The kids' backpacks always seem to weigh exactly 60 lbs....

6.) She does not enjoy "bounding" when we go for a jog....

7.) She can not stand when she sees our 11 year old son providing overwatch from the roof....

8.) Same as #7, but with his 7 year old sister....

9.) Her parents random visits are called "indirect fire"....

10.) When she has the remote for the television, she is constantly told to "switch to thermal"....

11.) She can't stand being told to "debrief" every night after work.....

12.) When she checks her purse, she finds her cell phone has been replaced with a throat mic....

  • Re: My wife hates COD because.....
    CYBER-NINJA-187

    LOL Nice one, see how many of these you can identify with?


    How to tell when you've Played too Much Call of Duty:-

    1. When
    the Power goes out you Yell "EMP - All Electronics Are Offline!".

    2. The Second your Dog jumps on to you, your first reaction is to try and snap its n
    eck.

    3. You think you
    have Commando Pro on, so you jump off a 5 story building.

    4. You put a flare by your PC/PS3/Xbox so
    you can spawn next to it when you wake up.

    5. You kill a bug and say "Tango down".

    6. You see an aeroplane way up in the sky and yell "Enemy UAV spotted".

    7. Your Grandparents come over for Sunday lunch and you spend an hour interrogating them, just to find out where Makarov's hideout is.

    8. You think 'Bambi' is an Arabic assassin.

    9. You think all Scotsman have the nickname Soap.

    10. When it takes you 2 hours to go to the local shop. As you had to run from cover to cover and checked your 6 every 2 mins.

     

    11. Your brother brings his girlfriend Betty home and you lift her up to see if she bounces.

    12. You walk into your
    bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and then throw it out of the window saying "Bomb defused." LOL

    Add some more if you can think of any???

    • Re: My wife hates COD because.....
      Chief_Tugginhard

      Lol!!!!

       

      -You name your goldfish CAP and CAS....

      -You use flashbangs instead of birthday candles in the cake....

      -Because of you, new employees in the office are now known as "FNG's"....

      -Your wife wakes up in the morning and notices her Toyota Prius is now equipped with a turret and chicken plate made from fridge parts...

      -When the wife's behind the wheel, you insist on hanging your feet out the opened passenger door, while chewing a cigar...

      -Same as above, but you have "Fortunate Son" blasting from the stereo....

      -You send your kids to bed without dinner because they used the words "Battle" and "Field" in the same sentence....