Fantastic. Quite possibly one of the best posts ever on this forum
Great way to bring the Joy of Christmas and Noobs to the Forefront
You'll have a lot of opportunities I expect.
Last year, I was a 32 year old noob who received MW3 on Christmas (still a noob, just almost a year older), and this pretty much captures how I thought it would go first time I played MP. I did play the campaign first to learn how to play, but even still, yep, I thought I was going to do very well in this game. I learned a lot of valuable lessons from the vets, hahaha.