2010 Joke Thread ???

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I apologize in advance if a 2010 joke thread has already been done, I didn’t read every page to look for it.



3 dogs sitting in a veterinarian waiting room talking

the Bulldog asks the Chihuahua why he’s at the clinic

the Chihuahua replies: I’m here to get fixed!

the bulldog asks why?

the Chihuahua says well I’m a pee’er …see, I pee on everything

the Chihuahua asks the Bulldog, Why you here?

the Bulldog replies: I’m here to get fixed!

the Chihuahua asks why?

the Bulldog says well I’m a chewer…see, I chew everything

both turn to the Great Dane and ask why you here?



the Great Dane says well I’m a hump’er, see, I hump everything and yesterday my master, well she bent over to pick something up off the floor and I saw that big ass and I couldn’t help myself, I jumped on and humped away.

the other two dogs say, so you’re here to get fixed too?

the Great Dane says, oh no, I’m here to get my nails clipped.
Schnitzelbeanr
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muahaha good one i don´t have any good jokes :sad:
Horrorman Level 75
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same here.........
Sfc__Speddy
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Nice.
Ops_R4ng3r
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?



Santa stopped at three Ho's.



How are Tiger Woods and Obama similar?



They both blame it on Bush.



My mom told me to say me Pleases and Thank You-s. I told her "Fück off, please." She grounded me.









Why?







Because I didn't say "Thank you." after she fücked off. ]:
KromeSpencerX
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Schnitzelbeanr wrote:

 

I apologize in advance if a 2010 joke thread has already been done, I didn’t read every page to look for it.







yea too bad there no like

ummmm

search function
ivirtran1
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ivirtran wrote:

 

Schnitzelbeanr wrote:

 

I apologize in advance if a 2010 joke thread has already been done, I didn’t read every page to look for it.







yea too bad there no like

ummmm

search function





LOL!!! ok



what did the robot say to the centipede?



STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!





u get it,cause robots have no arms?
combatman1
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combatman1 wrote:

 

ivirtran wrote:

 

Schnitzelbeanr wrote:

 

I apologize in advance if a 2010 joke thread has already been done, I didn’t read every page to look for it.







yea too bad there no like

ummmm

search function





LOL!!! ok



what did the robot say to the centipede?



STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!





u get it,cause robots have no arms?







If your are reading my post, please do the following:

Reread the joke above.

Then watch this video.
-TkE

Then watch this video.


Thank you for wasting your time

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Well since this is 2010 we'll be making contact with aliens soon...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_(film)
RFlaherty
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