Anyone got some funny jokes?

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hated AK wrote:

 

JINX_1391 wrote:

 

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?



Walk him, and pitch to the Rhino.







sadly....i had to think that one through...







Funny post, welcome to the forum.
Snakedoctor59
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Snakedoctor59 wrote:

 

hated AK wrote:

 

JINX_1391 wrote:

 

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?



Walk him, and pitch to the Rhino.







sadly....i had to think that one through...







Funny post, welcome to the forum.







thanks, this is the first Game forum i've ever been to...seems pretty decent thus far..
hated_AK
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A man orders a bowl of soup at a Diner. When the cook brings out the soup, the man notices that the cook's thumb is in the soup.



Man: What the hell is your thumb doing it in my soup?

Cook: I sprained it and I need to keep it warm.

Man: Well shove it up your butt then!

Cook: That is what I do when I am in the kitchen.
IntoTheVoid
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Where do snowmen keep their money?



In snowbanks!
JINX_1391
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JINX_1391 wrote:

 

Where do snowmen keep their money?



In snowbanks!









......LOL.



What did the ocean say to the beach???









---Nothing, it just waved.
that_one_chick
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Mitch Hedberg wrote:

 

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer





Keep em' clean. No more racial or religious jokes please.

MaTtKs
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I said snowman...is that okay? Or should I have said the PC version "Tropically Challanged Artic Dwellers"?



What's up CutThroat? How's WaW treating ya?
JINX_1391
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MaTtKs1 wrote:

 

Mitch Hedberg wrote:

 

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer





Keep em' clean. No more racial or religious jokes please.





But those are usually the funniest ones...



You censored the "a" word in my post? Really? Isn;t this forum for adults 18+? Besides, technically it is not a "dirty" word but another name for a mule.



From Dictionary.com:



ass1 /æs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[as] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. a long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.

2. any wild species of the genus Equus, as the onager.

3. a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person.
IntoTheVoid
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^^ I could've opted for "booty".



If I wouldn't have edited it, I would've received a report on it later today. L3V reports all of your posts anyways.




MaTtKs
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^^^That's funny!



Why are wives like comdoms?



They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your (insert phallic name here).
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