Anyone got some funny jokes?

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L3VIATH4N wrote:

 

He's playing you for fools. I am loyal to the Council.





You weren't on any fishing mission this time.

Several transmissions were posted to this thread by Rebel spies.

I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.



If this is a consular thread, where is the ambassador?

Moderator, tear this thread apart until you find those plans!

And bring me all ghoti, I want them alive!
SoylentBob
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Along those lines...



What do you call 32 Kentuckians in a room?



-- A full set of Teeth
bca2
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MaTtKs1 wrote:

 

Mitch Hedberg wrote:

 

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer





Keep em' clean. No more racial or religious jokes please.



well you'll get some every once in a while.
catchfan07
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Helen Kellers Pusssy was tight

Masturbating alone late at night

She rubbed that hot gland

with just her left hand

and silently moaned with her right.
VonKriegerstien
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?



Just one, but it takes a really, really long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.
VonKriegerstien
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented by rednecks?



Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush.
VonKriegerstien
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A guy gets a job in a remote logging camp in Canada and as the new guy he is informed that he has to do all the cooking until someone complains about the food. So this guy doesn't want to do the cooking at all and he thinks and thinks of a way to get out of it. Finally he cooks up a huge batch of the nastiest most inedible thing he can come up with, Moose turd pie. When the loggers come in they are all hungry and one of the guys digs in and yells, "Oh no, it's Moose turd pie again. It's good though."
VonKriegerstien
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For all my fellow kitchen people a dumb little joke I made up.



What's another word for incest?



Ramakin.
VonKriegerstien
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Women's rights.
B0OMH34DSHOT
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Funny thing, my joke was about 2 owls, and you pulled it...then about a wedding, you pulled it...yet on another board you allow insults, direct slurs, and straight out unacceptable behavoir??????where is your brain...? We allow kids to use names like "niggakla" or "kkk" but I can't post a joke?





HMMM....sounds like the moderator needs to be changed as he is allowing his personal objection to interfere with his judgement.....



I don't have issue with you, or your sensoring, but why on one forum and not on others?



Is there not swearing and racial comments in the game itself? How bizarre that I have to explain that to the MOD...it figures though, doesn't it?











L3VIATH4N wrote:

 

IntoTheVoid wrote:

 

MaTtKs1 wrote:

 

^^ I could've opted for "booty".



If I wouldn't have edited it, I would've received a report on it later today. L3V reports all of your posts anyways.







OK, I will back off. Butt > Booty, so I will quit while I'm ahead.



DAMN YOU L3V!! I knew it was you!!!!!





He's playing you for fools. I am loyal to the Council.



That_one_chick wrote:

 

your mom[...]



Welcome back. xD


Ratman22
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Studios