Anyone got some funny jokes?

Black Ops forum

LOL too funny...they would issue a report...ha, like the jokes page needs attention...what about the cheaters, the haters, and the overall disgust with the game posts...

HA HA now we know that they are reading through these, they just choose what not to pay attention to, right?

CMON, you have to agree, it is insane to block jokes when you are allowing the filth on the other threads.

This site should be embarrased about your comments...they'd issue a report? ooooh, instead of fixing the underground map problems...seems to be on par for the course...

I wanted to be a moderator becasue I wanted the scum gone, but it would appear you have to rule with a changing mind and personal opinion instead of common sense...

DOn't take it personal if it is your "JOB", unless it is your personal opinion that is being attacked....

MaTtKs1 wrote:


Mitch Hedberg wrote:


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

Keep em' clean. No more racial or religious jokes please.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken
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This is a good one if you're having a "joke fight" with somebody.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
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two men walk in to a bar one duckes!

a man walks in to a bar and put 100 buck on the counter and says to the bar tender, il bet you 100 buck that i could drink that whole saptune the bar tender said no do but the guy stil did it so he stat and the bar esays ok u win just stop but he dose not so more ppl come ove saying go go go go go go! so the bare tender says ok just stop but he still drinks it then he puts it down and its gone the bar tender says ok u win but y did u not stop when i told you to well i could not, why? well it was all in one strand.
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Guaranteed they'll never get it.
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I won't tell any race-sensitive ones...

But I do have them.

Gawl, my favorite has to be;

Why does Jesus not like M&M's?


Because they fall through the holes in his hands!


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Three men A Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and an American are

all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie

pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three

wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want

the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of

the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,

Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians

can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the

Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. 0D

The American says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this


The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick

and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's

virtually impenetrable.'


The American sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,

smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'
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B0OMH34DSHOT wrote:


Women's rights.

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two jews walk into a bar.

they buy the place
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hated AK wrote:


my favorite of all time:

What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus??????????

Evil and funny

it only takes one nail to hang the picture....

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