Anyone got some funny jokes?

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What is one thing that a wife can say to her husband to make him both happy and sad at the same time?









You're bigger than your brother.
bca2
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This thread definitely needs to be revived!
jessica101
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knock knock



who's there?



un-necessary bump



un-necessary bump who?



figure the rest out for yourself.
Dale08
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ya ur a jackass hahahhahahah
cres_fighter
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ok this is slightly rascist---only slightly



when it was bird flu they killed thousands of birds



when it was swine flu they killed thousands of pigs



why cant asian flu hurry up



this joke wasnt made up by me i am simply passing it on..hope this didnt offend anyone
nrm123
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What is the difference between a gay man and a chicken coop?

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Chicken coop doesn't fart, when you pull the cock out of it.
pukama
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An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take liver out of a person, put it another person and have him looking for work in less than 6 weeks."



A German doctor says, "So? We can take the lungs out of a person, put it in another person and have him looking for work in less than 4 weeks!"



A British person says, "Ha! That's nothing, we can take an asshole from Scotland, put him in Downing Street and have half the country looking for work in less than 24 hours!"
ShadowVulcan
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itsthatgerman wrote:

 

Three men A Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and an American are

all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie

pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three

wishes in total', says the Genie.



The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want

the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of

the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.



Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,

Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians

can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the

Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. 0D



The American says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this

wall.'



The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick

and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's

virtually impenetrable.'

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The American sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,

smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'













I LOVE IT!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA nice one. i got one:



There are 3 guys climbing a mountain. An American, Chinesse, and a Newfie. When they get to the top, there is a sign that says: When u jump off this cliff and yell something, you will land in it. The Chinesse guy jumps first and yells Silver. he lands in riches of silver. The American Jumps next and yells gold. He lands in riches of gold. The Newfie is last. BUT when he is about to jump he stubs his toe and yells SH*T!!! then he free-falls into a huge pile of Sh*t. Smiley Tongue





You cannot say this is offencive to newfies as I AM ONE!!! another one:



How do you confuse a Newfie? Put him in a curcular room and tell him to pee in the corner.
Rubix_03
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Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man?



Leave the plunger in the toilet
tc3054
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Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man?



Leave the plunger in the toilet
tc3054
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