Three men A Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and an American are
all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. 0D
The American says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
The American sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'