Did I ever tell you guys I have a special cable box that gives me every channel including pay-per-view? It's great, I get to see it all, and it only cost $100 because my father has some good friends. It's definitely illegal, but the best part is you guys don't know me in real life. That's right IVIRtran, you can't ban me into jail!
Well, I just thought I'd flaunt this in your faces. However, I am quite curious as to how many fails I can rack up in this one thread. Let it commence. (Oh, and there are some drinks, vegetable platters, and sushi on the table to the left. Please enjoy your stay).