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PETA's letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield follows.



September 23, 2008





Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.





Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,





On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers--and cows--would reap the benefits.





Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease--America's number one cause of death.





Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.





And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.





The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.





Sincerely,





Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President




JINX_1391
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But think of the new names...



Dolly Parton Double Dip

Hooters

BoobBerry
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Dulce de leche Cha Cha's
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JINX_1391 wrote:

 

cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months.





If we stop doing this, won't Soybob be out of a job? LOL at cow-rape.



I wonder, if I went over to Tracy's house and told her I was thirsty, what would happen. I am very Lactose Tolerant.



Cow babies? I thought they were called calves.



Veal = tasty.



The PETA I belong to is much better:



People for

Eating

Tasty

Animals
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IntoTheVoid wrote:

 

JINX_1391 wrote:

 

cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months.





If we stop doing this, won't Soybob be out of a job? LOL at cow-rape.



I wonder, if I went over to Tracy's house and told her I was thirsty, what would happen. I am very Lactose Tolerant.



Cow babies? I thought they were called calves.



Veal = tasty.



The PETA I belong to is much better:



People for

Eating

Tasty

Animals





I've been a member since 1982^^^



"Calves" was deemed derogatory by the mass of tards reffering to themselves a PETA. They now reffer to bovines as "Mommy Cows, Daddy Cows, and Baby Cows". That way it makes people more conscious when they have to order Baby cow and potatoes for supper.
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Food Chain:



Top- Snake

Middle- 'Daddy Cow' (as in the Prime Rib I had at Outback last night)

Bottom- Grass



Please do not break this chain else bad luck will happen to you.
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At a fancy restuarant for my wedding anniversary the Chef brought my wife Frenched Lamb Chops...my wife said (licking the last bone)"I told myself I would never eat lamb or veal...but these are GOOD!"
JINX_1391
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So do we need to call eggs "chicken babies" now?
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What about caviar...Sturgen baby?
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I admit it. I like baby peas.



(But not those tiny miniture ears of corn I get in my Chinese food)
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