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Re: FML

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reaper2792 wrote:

 

I hate when you go out for lunch on your job and forget your wallet. I was getting chinese food the other day and i was starving. I ordered, sat there and read a magazine for a few minutes. They called my name so i went to go pay and realized i forgot my wallet. So i did the classic "i gotta go to my car" line and got out of there real fast. Didnt go back for about 2 months





Where'd you park?



Everybody, remember where we parked!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qrzhj9BboxA/R8bOk5EzPbI/AAAAAAAAAx0/_-KL9e7Yvw0/s400/carinacage.jpg

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Re: FML

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Snakedoctor59 wrote:

 

ii darkshadow oO wrote:

 

You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.

I'll start...

I was making out with my dog in my room. About two minutes into it, my girlfirnd walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my dog rolls over, and starts playing with my Girlfriend. Man's best friend my ass.

(That's the best I can think of for now Smiley Tongue)







Fixed



Was the dog cute?





Ahh, thats hilarious
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Re: FML

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GIRLY_BONES wrote:

 

I was 13 at the time and I was getting the bus back from school and the bus was completely packed with people so I couldn't grab a bar or a handle to keep my balance and then the bus quickly turned a corner and fell onto this old geezers lap! FM-bloody-L!







I gotta ask, if you were thirteen and taking a bus back from school, why was there an old geezer on the bus? Did the bus driver check his ID to make sure he went to the school?
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Re: FML

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SoylentBob wrote:

 

reaper2792 wrote:

 

I hate when you go out for lunch on your job and forget your wallet. I was getting chinese food the other day and i was starving. I ordered, sat there and read a magazine for a few minutes. They called my name so i went to go pay and realized i forgot my wallet. So i did the classic "i gotta go to my car" line and got out of there real fast. Didnt go back for about 2 months





Where'd you park?



Everybody, remember where we parked!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qrzhj9BboxA/R8bOk5EzPbI/AAAAAAAAAx0/_-KL9e7Yvw0/s400/carinacage.jpg







far, why do you think it took me 2 months. No, i parked in the parking lot outside, but i didnt have my wallet, it was at work. So instead of driving back to work and then back to Ching Wa i just didnt go back. I didnt want to feel like an idiot, which is why i didnt go back for so long
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Re: FML

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Anyone can go on a bus you don't really get many school buses in England so I taken the public bus.
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Re: FML

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You forgot where you parked, didn't you?

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/park-web.jpg
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What? Where could you possibly park this? http://toddlertoys365.com/uploaded_images/car-toys-for-toddler-714166.jpg
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Re: FML

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If you left your wallet at work why didn't you go back for it rather than driving off?
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Re: FML

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I remember exactly where i parked. Kinda hard to forget



http://images.travelpod.com/users/senorbrian/canada.1131758160.img_0059.jpg



my bike on the other hand



http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/2144/10481/f/43203-Amsterdam-Bike-Parking-Lot-4.jpg

Ive been there, they really do park like this in amsterdam
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Re: FML

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GIRLY_BONES wrote:

 

If you left your wallet at work why didn't you go back for it rather than driving off?







because my job is a 10 minute drive to the chinese place. I wasnt gonna drive back to work, get my wallet, drive back to chinese place and pay for the food then drive back to work again to eat it. It just wouldnt make any sense
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