Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

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Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

Well I don't really know, it can be anywhere, but today while I was searching for pr0n...just kidding , I was looking for a site to generate a gamercard on google . I clicked on a link and guess what catches my eye in the bottom left hand corner- MatTks. I was thinking...nahhhh Smiley Surprised, but yahhh, yahhh :shock:. He's out there, everywhere guys, check your firewalls, look behind your cookies, chances are someone is looking at you.
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

in reply to iidarkshadowoo
Where does he go?



Confirmed:



1. Alternative lifestyle rallies

2. Gladiator/clown conventions

3. BBW booty calls in Vegas

4. Hot Wheels collector conventions (me too)

5. He is First Officer for his local Star Fleet chapter

6. PETA meetings (the traitor). I bet he eats tofu tacos

7. Dates Jinx's sister

8. Watches his VCR collection of The View

9. To his basement closet. "Mom, leave me alone... I'll be out when I'm done."

10. Taunts Snake by standing on his lawn and yelling... so whatta ya gonna do old man?"
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

in reply to iidarkshadowoo
My ideas as to where MaTtKs goes when he is not here:



1.) Extreme Backpacking with Reaper (*cough BROKEBACK cough*)

2.) NAMBLA Convention

3.) Soybob's Pit.

4.) Barbie Horse Adventures Forum
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.php?board=918922


5.) Moderator Brain-washing Sessions

6.) Camping out on Snake's Lawn

7.) On IW site trying to Ban people.



Edit: Damn, Charlie beat me to it! Funny how both posts have a Snake lawn reference...
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

in reply to iidarkshadowoo
^^That is a ridiculous list. I know for a fact Matty does not collect Hot wheels cars. He collects Match Box cars.
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

in reply to iidarkshadowoo
Damn, how did you goes know soooo much? I only know half of that and I've been stalking him for weeks now.
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

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^ Well, Void saw him at the Vegas BBW booty calls.



Void was wearing a "Hi my name is VOID" sticker on his shirt.

I sold Matty a rare Match Box 1976 Camper Van on ebay*



*It was a Chinese made knock-off. Don't tell him.
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

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Snakedoctor59 wrote:

 

^ Well, Void saw him at the Vegas BBW booty calls.



Void was wearing a "Hi my name is VOID" sticker on his shirt.





I also run into him at the hotwheels and Gladiator Clown conventions. Then there was that awkward moment when I ran into him as I was leaving Jinx's Sister's apartment and he was going in.
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

in reply to iidarkshadowoo
extreme backpacking, hahaha, EXTREME!! YEAH!!!!! -slams keyboard against wa
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

in reply to iidarkshadowoo
Back to the depths of the ocean.
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Re: Where does MatTks go when he's not here?

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I hear he's a shapeshifter! Smiley Surprised
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