Didnt you know it's always our fault.
ITs ts always the blame game with my wife too.
Oh, yeah. And then they actually believe they don't blame you every time something goes wrong. "I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying." Saying what? Huh? Come on, tell me what you're saying. "I'm just saying that if you would have done it differently it would not have turned out that way."
Right. And that is not blaming me. Let me ask you, dear, without the benefit of hindsight, how would you have done it?
And you know what? They NEVER hear the words "without the benefit of hindsight."
That's way too technical for a redneck. Think more along the lines of "UZI !!!!"