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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Captain price beat mile high club in 3 seconds, because everyone gave up the instant they saw his face



The camera had to turn away while the soldier was giving him CPR at the end of the game, because Captain Price's laughter would have ruined the moment



Captain Price does not need ammunition, ammunition needs captain price



Someone once touched Captain Prices moustashe, their whereabouts are unknown still to this day.

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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Captain Price eats nukes at breakfast.



Mars had 4 billion people before Captain Price farted.



The Titanic sunk when it hit Captain Price when was swimming.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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They call lil wayne "Weezy" because that is the sound lil wayne made after away after Captain Price
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Captain Price did MHC with a Spud gun
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If Capt. Price were to give u directions u wouldnt get lost and get there at least five minutes early
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Captain Price plays basketball with the Moon.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Captain Price takes half an hour to watch an hour programme



It is rumoured Captain Price's genital fires 50.cal rounds, nobody on the recieving has survived to tell the tale
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Captain Price never shoots his weapon. His gun shoots itself in fear of punishment from captain price.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Stealth-Chill wrote:

 

wuut wrote:

 

Man this thread is going to be filled with bad jokes soon Smiley Tongue



In Soviet Russia, Price kills you.





or the lack of them..... no sense of humour in this place i guess



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Re: Captain Price jokes

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gtagiray wrote:

 

Fu**ing kids stop the joke.Captain Hero he is saved day he is number one.

Shut up fu**ing messages.





Captain Price does not approve.
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