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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Zach21 wrote:

 

wuut wrote:

 

Man this thread is going to be filled with bad jokes soon Smiley Tongue



In Soviet Russia, Price kills you.





Best one, but the sad thing is 9/10 people won't understand it.





I do. Lol. It's freaking great. Because usually in Soviet Russia they're supposed to be rough and tough and things are the opposite and harder and better, but because Price is so god damn awesome in Soviet Russia Price will still kill you like anywhere else. LOLOLOLOLOL that was for anyone who didn't get it.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Zach21 wrote:

 

wuut wrote:

 

Man this thread is going to be filled with bad jokes soon Smiley Tongue



In Soviet Russia, Price kills you.





Best one, but the sad thing is 9/10 people won't understand it.





prices were better than nowadays.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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wuut wrote:

 

Man this thread is going to be filled with bad jokes soon Smiley Tongue



In Soviet Russia, Price kills you.





Omg, pair tht with an accent, and I wasn't able to breathe I was laughing so hard.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Cpt. Price has a K/D of ∞/0



Cpt. Price got all of his Golden Guns in CoD4 in his first match after 1 kill with his knife.



Cpt. Price doesn't get a helicopter for a 7 kill streak because that implies that he had to work for a 7 kill streak Cpt. Price simply kills.





Kim Jong Il is only alive because Cpt. Price doesn't "aim" low.



Cpt. Price doesn't say no to drugs, drugs say no to Cpt. Price.



G.I. Joe is made up entirely of people whom Cpt. Price deems candidates for G.I. Price to bad no one is Worthy of entry to G.I. Price.



Cobra Commander wears a mask because he accidentally looked at the reflection of Cpt. Price in a two way mirror once(price was on the other side)





Destro's head is encased in melted down shell casings from the rounds Cpt. Price Fired to make him dance. He didn't like the dance hence the mask.



Zombies Exist because Cpt. Price is quickly running out of people to kill so to maintain his quota he decided to bring back previous victims to kill again.



Dawn of the dead takes place before Price woke up.



Night of the living dead is a film about people at night who's names aren't Cpt. Price



The Zombie Survival guide was written so people not in the presence of Price would be able to survive until Price kills them.



Price's Copy of CoD4 does not include challenges because nothing challenges Price and lives.



Challenges where invented so once completed you can pretend to know what it feels like to play the copy of COD4 Price was given.



402 includes only what Price deems as worthy into all IW's CoD games.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Lol, these are heaps good jokes.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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seaborndan wrote:

 

Isnt this previous game discussion?





No because Price is always present.
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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this one's more about soap ,

In soviet russia soap drops you , referring to soap dropping zakhaev
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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Yeah, but then makarov dropped the soap.

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Re: Captain Price jokes

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this one's more about soap ,

In soviet russia soap drops you , referring to soap dropping zakhaev







does this also imply that the soap that drops "you" bends at the waist to pick you up?
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Re: Captain Price jokes

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THIS THREAD IS GENIUS BRING IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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