Facts about call of duty.

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Facts about call of duty.

Digging up an old but very funny thread originally posted by a vet called Doc So-cal a long while back.

First, this information is rock solid.

This is not a debate or question. Just stare at these facts and bask in the infinite glow that is my superior understanding of the universe. I only post this in hopes of enlightening the masses. It is written in the first person as a reminder of how awesome you are.

Facts:

1: Any way I kill you is the most glorious and honorable of kills requiring skill of an otherworldy nature.

2: Any way you kill me is a cheap cowardly way to play the game and your family should be ashamed.

3: All of my chosen kill streaks are of the highest class and quality. You should be honored to die by my earned wrath.

4: All of your kill streaks are cheap, easy to earn and kill with and should cause your family some form of horrible dissapointment in your skills.

5: My guns are hard to use and require skills that escape the common man.

6: Your guns are self aiming bullet sprayers that a half dead turtle could use to go 30-0.

7: My play style is clearly MENSA like in its formulation and execution.

8: Your play style is obviously the result of playing while half asleep or perhaps over medicated on daytime cold pills.

9: My chosen perks are designed to add challenge and honor to my play style. The best of the best.

10: Your chosen perks are crutches that only mildly hold up your pathetic play style.

End of facts...

You are welcome.

Feel free to add your own indisputable facts below..

gambit1969
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Re: Facts about call of duty.

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You have to kill me by the method I approve only, if not your suck.

"We do not rise to the level of our expectations. We fall to the level
of our training"
Izjar11 Level 75
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LOL i love it.

hookapoo
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You have to kill me by the method I approve only, if not your suck.

"We do not rise to the level of our expectations. We fall to the level
of our training"
Izjar11 Level 75
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Re: Facts about call of duty.

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11.  I was not camping. You were.

"At the end of the match, there remains only ... nuttin 2 say."
nuttin2say
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Re: Facts about call of duty.

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Wait a minute this is Call of Duty thread!

matuzz
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Re: Facts about call of duty.

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Its more about call of duty players and moaners in a tongue in cheek type of way, all sarcasm

gambit1969
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Re: Facts about call of duty.

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Everything I can't stand is overpowerd (especially when MLG says it)

I only go for kill so the enemy is busy with me so you can get B dom

Roll the dice. Life is a gamble
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dtuchpunk Level 75
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Oh, yes!! Yes! Yes, yes!

12. I'm MLG, ergo, I ... am the expert in this lobby

uh, but, like, you sucked in MLG and never even broke the top 200.

13. Gawdammit. Are you not listening? I played in MLG, ergo, I'm the expert in this lobby.

"At the end of the match, there remains only ... nuttin 2 say."
nuttin2say
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14.  driftor said ______

btw, at the expense of being a total noob ... or neub ... whoTF is driftor? I've seen/heard that name bantered about for years. Oh, no doubt. I'm sure he/she is some awesome player but ... wtf cares?

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driftor is utuber and mlg player

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