Nightcrawler and Deadpool Chapter 1
Shocker: Everybody on the floor now!!!
Shocker: Hey Dillon you got the money.
Electro: Right here Herman. This is a big amount of money.
Shocker: Put it the trunk, I don't want Web-Head to come this time.
???: Your lucky Herr Shultz.
Electro: Who said that?
Suddenly the mysterious figure teleports behind Electro, punches him from behind and teleports him in the air. Which makes Electro fall down to the floor, unconscious.
Shocker: God dammit!! Where are you!??!
???: Right behind you.
Shocker turns around and is immediately punched. Shocker falls down, unconscious.
???: Well that was easy.
Civilian: Who are you?
???: You can call me, Nightcrawler.
Nightcrawler teleports away from the bank and teleports to a small, old house in a deserted neighborhood.
Nightcrawler goes to the kitchen and looks for something to eat.
Nightcrawler: I think I'll have a sandwich.
The phone rings. Nightcrawler walk up to the phone picks it up.
???: Kurt you wanna come back with the x-men soon?
Nightcrawler: I'll comeback soon Kitty. I just need a break.
Right after that, the doorbell rings.
Nightcrawler: What? Who would be looking for me?
Nightcrawler opens the door, and finds a man with a eye patch. Nightcrawler recognizes his face.
Nightcrawler: Herr Fury, what do you need?
Fury: Kurt, I have an offer to give and I think you will be interested.
Nightcrawler and Deadpool Chapter 2
Nightcrawler: So what do you need me to do?
Fury: I want you to become an agent for S.H.E.I.L.D.
Nightcrawler: Why? What do you want me to do?
Fury: Your ability to teleport will is extremely useful, and I think we found the murderer of you girlfriend.
Nightcrawler looks at Fury, with anger in his eyes. It takes Kurt a along time to respond. This is why he left the x-men. In his mind, he can't stop thinking about Amanda. He finally responds.
Nightcrawler: Who is he!!??
Fury: Calm down Kurt. The person who killed Amanda is someone named Deadpool.
Nightcrawler: That crazy person, he's the one who killed Amanda?
Fury: Were certain, that he killed Amanda Kurt, I'm sorry for your loss. So will you join S.H.E.I.L.D?
Nightcrawler: I'm not your dog Fury but since you found who killed Amanda, I'm in.
Fury picks his cell phone.
Fury: Send the helicopter.
NIghtcrawler: You know I can teleport to the helicarrier.
Fury: I hate teleporting, it makes my skin crawl.
The helicopter lands. Nightcrawler and Fury go in and fly to the helicarrier.
Meanwhile, Deadpool is at his hideout. He makes himself a sandwich and lays down on his couch.
Deadpool: Great, everyone thinks I killed Nightcrawlers girlfriend. I wouldn't kill a hot lady!
Deadpool pick up his gun and shoots at a picture of a big fat man.
Deadpool: That fatass Blob killed her. Why would he kill her!!! He's probably gay. I always wondered how he was useful. Everytime I saw him he got his ass handed to either Beast or Colossus.
Police sirens go off and some people knock on his door.
???: Open the door now!! This is S.H.E.I.L.D.
Deadpool: Great there here now. Might as well teleport somewhere, hopefully it will work.
Deadpool teleports away just as the S.H.E.I.L.D. officers barge through the door.
Officer: Dammit he's gone!! Let's leave this place.
The officers leave Deadpool's hideout. In the S.H.E.I.L.D. Helicarrier, officers are just talking to each other. Suddenly Deadpool teleports in the Helicarrier, the guards quickly point their guns at him.
Deadpool: Aww C'mon!!!