Nightcrawler and Deadpool Chapter 3
Nick Fury and Nightcrawler arrive at the Helicarrier. After they exit the helicopter, a guard runs up to Fury.
Guard: Sir Deadpool is in the Helicarrier.He teleported inside and he is unconscious now.
Fury: How the hell is he unconscious?! Wait...How the Hell did he here!!!
Guard: We don't know sir. We used all of our tranquilizers darts sir.
Guard: Sorry sir.
Fury: We'll talk later, where is he now?
Guard: In those super-powered jail cells.
Fury: Kurt do you want to pa"”
As Fury turns around, Kurt teleports away.
Fury: Great. C'mon officer, we got to go.
Fury and the guard run to the cells.
Meanwhile, Kurt finds himself in the jail area. He looks around and see's Deadpool waking up.
Deadpool: Where am I? Doesn't look to great in here"”
Deadpool gets kicked in the face by Nightcrawler.
Nightcrawler: You bastard!!
Kurt teleports near Deadpool and starts punching him repeatedly.
Deadpool: Wait WAIT!!! I didn't kill your girlfriend God Dammit!!
Nightcrawler ignores him and keeps punching him.
Nightcrawler: You liar!! S.H.E.I.L.D. told me it was you!
Deadpool: It was the Blob, the Blob I tell you!!!
Suddenly, two men appear. One of them has green skin a long tongue. The other has red hair and has a flamethrower strapped to his back.
???: Look at this Toad we found ourselves something.
Toad: Yes we did Pyro, the boss is going to love this.
Pyro: Nightcrawler and Deadpool, get ready to your ass kicked.
Deadpool gets up and takes out his swords and gives them to Nightcrawler.
Deadpool: Your gonna need this elf. Get ready for a long partnership.
Nightcrawler and Deadpool get ready to fight Pyro and Toad.
Pyro creates a tornado of fire at hurls it at Nightcrawler and Deadpool. Nightcrawler grabs Deadpool and teleports out of the way. They teleport behind Toad, who doesn't hear a thing.
Deadpool: Pssssssssst, I get frog boy and you get the guy from down under.
Before Kurt can respond, Deadpool yells some kind of battle cry and charges at Toad.
Nightcrawler: This is becoming a bad day.
Nightcrawler teleports in behind Pyro, who is fighting Deadpool. Nightcrawler runs up to Pyro, grabs him and teleports away. They appear near a river.
Pyro: What the hell!!
Nightcrawler kicks him in the stomach, which sends him falling in the river.
Nightcrawler: Now that was easy, lets hope Deadpool is telling the truth.
Kurt teleports back into the Helicarrier. He see's Toad being choked by Deadpool.
Deadpool: Who sent you amphibian!
Toad: I'll tell you just stop choking me!.
Deadpool lets go and quickly points his guns at Toad.
Deadpool: Move and you die. Simple as that. Now talk if you want to live.
Toad: I was sent by Magneto okay!!
Deadpool: Thank you Toad.
Deadpool quickly shoots Toad, kiling him.
Nightcrawler: What the hell!!!! Why would you kill him?!!?
Deadpool: It's not like he was useful. I mean, what could he do?
Nightcrawler: He could of led us to Magneto you idiot!
Deadpool: Forgot about that, ah well don't worry, you'll find him. Or should I say, We'll find him.
Nightcrawler: I'm going alone. I still don't know if your telling the truth.
Deadpool: I didn't kill your girlfriend!!
???: I know who did.
Nightcrawler and Deadpool turn around and see a skinny man with glasses.