Nightcrawler and Deadpool Chapter 4
Nightcrawler and Deadpool look at the mysterious man. Deadpool seems to recognize him immediately.
Deadpool: Weasel? Buddy is that you?
Deadpool: Where were you?
Weasel: The hospital. You stabbed me remember.
Deadpool: Sorry about that. That was my bag of cheesy puffs.
Weasel: What!? That was my bag!!
Nightcrawler: Tell me what is going on here.
Deadpool: Kurt meet Jack Hammer a.k.a. Weasel.
Weasel: Hi Kurt I'm a friend of Deadpool.
Deadpool: You mean sidekick.
Nightcrawler: Just tell me who killed Amanda.
Weasel: It wasn't Deadpool.
Deadpool: Told You!!!!!!!! You owe me one Elf!
Nightcrawler: Okay Okay. Who killed Amanda?
Weasel: Someone in the brotherhood.
Nightcrawler: I think Pyro and Toad came here to send a message.
Fury: Deadpool is the one who killed Amanda I'm sure of it! And what the hell happened here!
Fury walks in with a couple of guards.
Nightcrawler: Toad and Pyro appeared and caused a mess. How do you know Deadpool killed Amanda?
Fury: We found her body in her home. There was a picture of Deadpool knocking on her front door.
Weasel: Amanda was killed in New York. Deadpool was in Canada that time visiting someone.
Deadpool: Damn right! Wait"¦Blob didn't kill her?
Weasel: No Deadpool he had no involvement what so ever. Anyway, since the killer was in the Brotherhood and took the appearance of Deadpool, it was --
Nightcrawler: No not her!
Weasel: Sorry Kurt, it is her.
Nightcrawler: Fury do you know where Magneto is right now?
Fury: His base is in the Savage Land. You're not planning to go there right?
Nightcrawler: I have to go Fury.
Deadpool: I'll be going with you Elf.
Weasel: So am I.
Nightcrawler: What? Okay fine just this once.
Deadpool: Get ready for a long partnership.
Fury: I think we have a new team. Gear up and lets get ready.
Nightcrawler, Deadpool, Weasel and Fury walk to the helicopter and get ready for their first mission.
Nightcrawler has mother issues while Weasel and Deadpool say cheesy dialogue
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be....Lame.