The door is locked! Can I have that bloody, twisted, coathanger you were carrying earlier? I want to use it to pick the lock.
...Say, what were you using that for, anyway?
Oh, that, nothing special... Just make sure you throw it away before the police finds it... I wouldn't want that...
Ahh, that's okay. I don't know how to pick locks, actually.
Simple. It had to be big enough to fit all the FAIL!
Ahhhh a fail thread, I knew something was up. Good fail though.
I remember when they came and started flame wars... haha. I hope I can find some.