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Quipping!!

Spider-Man

in reply to Darkknight95

A favorite from the 90s when he sprouted 4 arms and was talking down to the Punisher.

"Ooo-o-o... I'm so scared I might start biting my finger nails... and man, have I got fingernails..."

As for my own...errr.... damn, coming up with Spidey quips is trickier than first anticipated...

Cartridge
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Here are some

sm: dont tell me this is a meeting of the late night jewel lover's society?

thug: it's spiderman!

sm: REALLY?! SPIDERMAN?! where? oh i get so nervous around celebrities.

Spidey (to X-23): My God! Wolverine, what have they done to you?

(Spidey vs Vulture

Hey, wait up! You can't just leave now! You went to all that trouble to make yourself unto this big bald flying bird-man- and you went and tossed some grenades- the least you could do is hang around for the super-hero showdown! Unless you need to find a park statue to poop on... Then by all means... I'll wait.

(vs Kingpin)

sm: I haven't seen you this angry since the Colonel wouldn't tell you his recipe for his secret spices.

Nick FurySmiley Tongueeter, optimism is a revolutionary act.

Peter:Who told you that? The guy who poked out your eye?

Nick Fury:Yes

Mysterio: I am...Mysterio!

Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I ate a bowl of Mysterio's for breakfast.

Thug: The hell is this?

Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.

Thug: Where's your costume?

Spidey: Your mom's washing it for me.

Spidey: Seriously, lizard girls? Serpent Crown? Now I gotta go home and wiki you. (That came out dirty.)

Spider-Man: "You wore white to a superhero fight? I mean, look at you! You're filthy!! Even I know that's insane, and I'm suffering from deep emotional problems stemming from my chaotic dual life!"- To Moon Knight

Electro: Look at my power! *starts a truck by zapping it*

Spidey: "You started a truck, I've never seen anyone do that before."

Reed Richards: Ok, what's the craziest thing you've seen overall?

Kingpin: A class clown dressed in a spider suit

Spider-Man: The Mafia

Kingpin: Touche

Am I gonna fight your henchmen first, or did you already eat them? to Kingpin

jordan96
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Spidy costume $300, Web cartridges $400, Getting to kick villain butt all day long, priceless...

3991551
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wow..you really love trucks don't you?

maybe your name should be electruck

truckticon

truckmaster

truckleberry finn

TRUCKTOR DOOM

no I got it Professor Pickup

ElectroSmiley Frustratedhut Up

Man I really drove that one into the ground

Your about as much fun as a plain donut

Hobgoblin: Awww this toy's broken...

Electro Maybe these will shut you up

Maybe they'll make me talk more YA never know

Ya get a charge outta that?

What..Now whats this all about ugh...I need a new agent

Villains

Venom: Where'd SPIDER-WUSS GO? SPIDERWUSS.....COME OUT AND PLAY

VSmiley Surprisedhh help me....Spider-man..Im drowning I'm drowning *laughs*

VSmiley Frustratedpeaking of crushed...its showtime freaks..ooh I smell bad symbiote and it aint me

Carnage: Bring it on...grandpa

V:Hey spidey...could you get us Captain America's autograph?

VSmiley Frustratedurf the web surf the web

and many many more

christiankid7
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wow..you really love trucks don't you?

maybe your name should be electruck

truckticon

truckmaster

truckleberry finn

TRUCKTOR DOOM

no I got it Professor Pickup

ElectroSmiley Frustratedhut Up

Man I really drove that one into the ground

Your about as much fun as a plain donut

Hobgoblin: Awww this toy's broken...

Electro Maybe these will shut you up

Maybe they'll make me talk more YA never know

Ya get a charge outta that?

What..Now whats this all about ugh...I need a new agent

Villains

Venom: Where'd SPIDER-WUSS GO? SPIDERWUSS.....COME OUT AND PLAY

VSmiley Surprisedhh help me....Spider-man..Im drowning I'm drowning *laughs*

VSmiley Frustratedpeaking of crushed...its showtime freaks..ooh I smell bad symbiote and it aint me

Carnage: Bring it on...grandpa

V:Hey spidey...could you get us Captain America's autograph?

VSmiley Frustratedurf the web surf the web

and many many more

I loved the 1st one from SMSD

"Your gonna let him talk about your mom like that Spidey?"

Spidey- "Your momma so stoopid she thought Cheerios were Doughnut Seeds!!" to Deadpool

CLASSICWERT
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I loved the 1st one from SMSD

"Your gonna let him talk about your mom like that Spidey?"

Spidey- "Your momma so stoopid she thought Cheerios were Doughnut Seeds!!" to Deadpool

When did Ultimate Spidey say that?

ClassicSpider
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I loved the 1st one from SMSD

"Your gonna let him talk about your mom like that Spidey?"

Spidey- "Your momma so stoopid she thought Cheerios were Doughnut Seeds!!" to Deadpool

When did Ultimate Spidey say that?

that last one is from a comic pause at 3:04 the yo momma battle begins
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Spidey- my mom is dead!

Deadpool - Dead of Embarrassment! because her son went to the barber to get his hand shaved because he shot webs all over the couch!

Spidey - Yo momma so ugly that a skrull tried to copy her during the Invasion and died of Ugly!

Crowd- OOOOOOOH

Deadpool - yo mother so stupid she tried to get bailout money so she could afford to pay attention!

Spidey - yo momma so stoopid she thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds!!

Deadpool- your mother is so fat Hank Pym had to beat her up in the back of the Quinjet!

Crowd- OOH Too Soon Man too soon

Spider-Man YOUR MOTHER IS SOO UGLY SHE MADE THIS! (takes Deadpool mask off)

Deadpool - FOUL! FOUL!! THAT WAS LOW REAL LOW! you leave me no choice (takes fat guy shirt off and covers face) for the mother of mother jokes! called the Mamma Geddon!!

CLASSICWERT
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Haha, that's one of my favorite Spidey issues I have :lol:

wwedbzjon
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that last one is from a comic pause at 3:04 the yo momma battle begins
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That bit where he makes that guy cry is hilarious!

Cartridge
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This is a great idea for a thread! I'm rusty, but here are some from memory:

"Somebody's overcompensating!"

"They're called 'stick'em' powers." & the callback "Did one of the other "me"'s already say that...?"

"Aaaaand you're done."

"I'll go easy on you if you sing my theme song..."

"Now you can tell all your friends you were beaten up by Spider-Man!"

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