If any of you here have read a MAD magazine, you will know that in the "Letters to the Editor" pages (aka Letters and Tomatoes) have a section called the Make a Dumb Wish Foundation. And the name implies just that. Most of thee fans wishes are pretty funny.
So, what are some of your "Dumb Wishes" that will never come true? All sarcastic remarks and flaming will go mostly unignored.