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    GRaS Gift Shoppe

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      Thanks to the remarkable power of capitalism, a GRaS Gift Shoppe has now opened here in the BO2 OT. Here's what we've got in stock as of May 7th, 2012:

       

      - "SoyBob is smarter than you" t-shirts

      - Green and orange flavored Jell-O

      - Matty action figure w/ Kung Fu Grip (limited time only)

      - "No slack will be cut" coffee mug

      - A rusty fork

      - Some matches

      - EviL's fur-lined bikini

      - A pictureframe autogrpahed by PictureFrame

      - SnakeDoc's "Spring Break 1652" DVD

       

      *5/15/12 New items imported:

      - 5 liters of Jinx's blood

      - A pink prius

      - Soylent Green TV Dinner

      - Fertilizer

      - Light-up taco keychain

       

      *5/22/12 New items imported.

      - SnakeDoc's Cane

      - A harpoon

      - A Syrian Army Uniform

      - 3 kegs of Saudi Crude Oil

      - "Reward Forum Veterans" bumper sticker

       

      *5/29/12 New items imported

      - A caged EviL

      - Reaper's 1,000,000th beer (just the bottle)

      - Scale model kitteh cannon

      - Tickets to next year's man boob contest

      - Another pink prius

       

      *6/5/12 New items imported

      - A dozen cans of spam

      - 100 meters of barbed wire

      - A copy of Reaper's birth certificate

      - Major Rod's Social Security number

      - Yet another pink prius

       

      *6/11/12 New items imported

      - A long metal rod

      - 3 gallons of curdled milk

      - Reaper's coffee machine

      - Crafty's left kidney

      - A map of Afghanistan

       

      *6/19/12 New items imported

      - A dead salmon

      - 10 rods of uranium

      - Cement mix

      - Reaper's first car

      - A 15th Century Swedish Cannon

       

      *6/26/12 New items imported

      - A grand piano

      - 8 cubic meters of stem cells

      - A math test that Reaper got a C+ on

      - Snake Doc's lawn snowglobe

      - An unkown disease in a petri dish

       

      New items will arrive next Monday, July 2nd, 2012. No refunds.

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