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    Types of COD Trolls

      Ok harsh for my first post but oh so true

      I haven’t played Call of Duty very long (about a year cause its what we had on deployment) but I can tell you there are trolls unique to this game most of us in fact are one.

      The ****-Talker
      We all have met this one in other games but in call of duty they take it to another place. These are the people we know that are in their mid to late 40’s and kind of looks like that guy at work that smells a little funny. They take pride in their kill to death ratio like they have found the cure for cancer and anyone that tries to call them out on a flaw they say they have some important job and are the hottest person you could ever hope to meet. Then call out how many times you died and your kill to death ratio because that is what epitomizes their existence so be jealous…I’m talking hulk green with envy.

      2. The Gamer Girl
      You bet your sweet cookies that grandma made you I’m mentioning these girls. (I am a girl so there’s my free pass booyahkasha!) These girls are the bain of my existence and should be yours too. They are pretty and they have consoles. but when they spend more time taking pictures of the box for the current Call of Duty then just playing the game they become a problem. They get in the rooms and chit chat with the guys that they play with and cause losses for the side they are on. Oh…did I mention that many of them don’t play any other game?

      3. The Ragers
      Like the ****-Talker theses guys get pissed if you call them out. However, these “bad boys” of COD take it to a whole new level where they get to a point of anger that even making calls turns hostile even if it saved them a death. They are also known to message after they are done playing with you to yell at you and provoke a fight. My number 5 is their mortal enemy and they often kill their own team mates for camping because it makes them angry.

      4. The “Neub”
      Ah the neub. Not to be confused with people that can actually be considered noobs for all intents and purposes, this player runs around like a kid with ADHD claiming they are new while killing everyone and doing so well you would think they get paid to play.

      5. The Camper
      Yep, ragers hate campers and the ****-talkers…well it doesn’t matter they talk no matter what but the camper brings out a special type of anger from everyone. Here’s to my fellow campers I give you a small salute by saying we are decent players sometimes but it makes everyone mad that we make it hard to stay alive. The camper makes surviving through camouflage an art form. They don’t have high numbers and knives kill them a lot but they often see you long before you see them and by then you are waiting to respawn and plotting how to spill their blood.

      6. The Bigot
      These are the people that bring out the worst human behavior. They make slurs and judge people they don’t know. Telling women they belong in the kitchen and slinging racial slurs more than the KKK. Its bad when my #1 cowers because a bigot is present. Luckily you get comic relief when they are your target and every time they die you let the hate flow through you.

      7. The Literalist
      Ok these are more entertaining than annoying. This is the troll that lives and breathes COD. They know every map, every perk, every weapon. They call out positions as if they were actually on a battlefield, and the best part is there is zero experience in actual combat. Maybe they couldn’t get in who knows but they call shots in game like it is their life on the line and they are damn good at it. The downside is when you have new players that don’t know lay outs because these people go from literalist to rager faster than you can get the panties off a hooker.

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          1. Re: Types of COD Trolls

          Welcome to Call of Duty.

           

          Mute is a beautiful thing.

          Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:28 PM
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            My husband has played for a while and I've played other games. Mute works for all of them but if I'm actually trying to listen to my group once in a while these guys will pop up.

            Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:36 PM
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              I hear your pain. Is party chat different in Ghosts from previous CODs? Just an idea.

               

              I post a lot in the forums, but in-game I hate talking and I hate listening to people. Hence ... "nuttin 2 say." I don't have anything to say and I don't care what others have to say while in-game.

              Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:43 PM
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                This was also written to be funny. If you notice I ID'd myself as a camper.

                Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:47 PM
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                  5. Re: Types of COD Trolls

                  You forgot

                   

                  The dipsticks that says in a doorway.

                   

                  The dipstick that will stand before you when you're sniping/covering something and blocking your line of sight

                   

                  the CP thief

                   

                  the I can't get kills but I will get your tags (kc)

                  Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:53 PM
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                    6. Re: Types of COD Trolls

                    It kinda comes off that way, but in the forums you never know when someone's going to rage for not being taken seriously. Seriously. You're lucky you haven't caused half a dozen people to be banned for raging at you for admitting you're a camper.

                    Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:54 PM
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                      Looks like I forgot the one that trolls the COD forums lol.

                      Last Edited: Nov 17, 2013 11:58 PM
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                        Ah. The doorway troll.

                         

                        They rank up there with the poorest guy on your team 1) team killing you in HC because you decided to camp as your team takes a total arse-whipping that you don't want to be a part of and 2) the guy in Core that decides to follow you around and shoot into the air because you're on a 12 kill streak. Oh, I forgot 3) the imbecile that doesn't realize the reason you're prone with a laptop out is because you're controlling a streak reward. He thinks you're camping so to teach you a lesson, he makes sure the other team knows where you are. Meh, who needs an AC130 or Swarm??

                         

                        edit - guilty to the forum troll accusation ... but in my defense, I'm not alone ... right dtuch??!!! lol

                        Last Edited: Nov 18, 2013 12:01 AM
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                          9. Re: Types of COD Trolls

                          YES!!!! RAGE!!! RAWR!!! My husband said you are right.

                          Last Edited: Nov 18, 2013 12:02 AM
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